Hi, I'm Phil and I beat women. :/

[caLLous]

I work with this girl called Lucie and I accidentally broke her finger by slamming a fridge door on it last night. She had to go to hospital. I feel like a cunt. I think what I'm after, primarily, is a hug. She's ok with it, saying it was only an accident etc, but there's still that lingering 'cunt' feeling.

Anyone else ever broken somebody accidentally and felt like a complete fuckwit afterwards? I mean, half the people that work there I couldn't give two shits about, but it had to happen to somebody I actually like. :/

I'm venting, bear with me here.

 

[S-Gray]

could bring you closer together

 

[SilverHood]

Heh, I've been at the other end of an "accident" like that (got my eyebrow smashed)

It happens, but you get over it.




there

 

[Trem]

Me mate put a ciggie in his mouth once and asked me to chop it in half with a knife, I missed and hit his nose

 

[Trem]

....by accident, I mean I didn't do it on purpose....he was a cock though.......ACCIDENT!!!

 

[SilverHood]

yeah right trem

bet you lauged after it happend

 

[Testin da Cable]

my gf fell and broke her arm. I picked her up to carry her to a waiting taxi to go to the hospital, tripped in the garden and dropped her on her arm. she passed out from the pain :/

 

[old.tRoG]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
my gf fell and broke her arm. I picked her up to carry her to a waiting taxi to go to the hospital, tripped in the garden and dropped her on her arm. she passed out from the pain :/

*Falls off his chair, giggling like a schoolgirl*

 

[Testin da Cable]

 

[ECA]

I knocked out my best m8s girlfriend on valentines day.

^_^

Felt like a complete cunt for a couple of weeks untill i found out some stuff about her like faking she was pregnant and had an abortion ( she said it was my m8s ) and shagging someone else then i felt quite happy i'd knocked the bitch out.

PS: it was on accident that I KO'd her.

 

[old.Kez]

You people are thugs :\

 

[Damini]

My ex walked into me with a tray straight out of the oven and branded my arm. That hurt like hell.

Its only a broken finger. It's not like in her spare time she's training to be a pianist is it?

Is it?

Because, to be honest, that would be really funny...




Don't panic about it. She will make you feel guilty as fuck for the next five years, its a female perogative, so you should at least try not to feel guilt until she actively milks you for it, like the man bitch you are so badly going to become.

 

[Sir Frizz]

Buy her a pressie or something, if you like her. Yes, flowers are nice.

 

[old.UKTwister]

I was giving my mate a pretend punch and accidently twatted them in the face knocking them to the ground.

 

[Rubber Bullets]

I once broke a girls collar bone, pushed her down a bank. I don't remember feeling any remorse at all.

Then again I don't remember it much at all, I was only 4.

BTW if you think you feel like shit now wait till you have a child of your own, and hurt them by accident.

When my daughter was less than a year old I had to try to cut her nails, which she hated. The safest way was with tiny clippers, but when she was really fighting I managed to take a minute nick out of her finger, and it bled like a bitch, not for long but she screamed and I felt physically sick. I have never felt so guilty about anything.

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[.Cask]

My aunt cracked my dads skull open when they were playing on a rope swing.

It's not just us, they can be just as evil!

Oh and my sister broke my megadrive, and as we know, an assault on a mans gaming devices is the same as an assault on the man himself!

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by old.UKTwister
I was giving my mate a pretend punch and accidently twatted them in the face knocking them to the ground.

You say them as if there were multiple people, or as if you're covering up for the gender, which I guess would make your mate female, and INFINATELY WORSE.

 

[Summo]

THIS THREAD WINS!

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Sir Frizz
Buy her a pressie or something, if you like her. Yes, flowers are nice.

Or a pair of gloves ...




With one finger cut off.

 

[xane]

Originally posted by old.UKTwister
I was giving my mate a pretend punch and accidently twatted them in the face knocking them to the ground.

like this ? (< 1MB)

 

[PhaZeY]

I dropped a mate off my shoulders once and broke both his arms

In hindsight, knowing what a cnut he is now, i'd rather it have been his neck...

./P

 

[caLLous]

Yeah thanks SG, why don't I go at her with a chainsaw next time?

Summo, are you drunk again?

 

[Pro]v[etheus]

Originally posted by caLLous
Yeah thanks SG, why don't I go at her with a chainsaw next time?

It's an option but she may never forgive you, flowers would be better.

 

[caLLous]

What would be a good gift to give her as an apology? Apart from "the ability to hold anything in her left hand" obviously.

 

[amobea]

chocolates or flowers tend to be the way to go???

possibly even both if its a i'm really sorry and i want to shag you present, rather than just a i'm really sorry present

 

[raw]

I laughed when i read about tdc falling over

So i shall appologise!

I've never had such an accident on someone else.. other than my brother walking behind me when i was playing golf, he accidently took a 3 iron to the chin....

 

[Testin da Cable]

I have to admit, in hindsight it's pretty funny. I must have looked quite the fool

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
my gf fell and broke her arm. I picked her up to carry her to a waiting taxi to go to the hospital, tripped in the garden and dropped her on her arm. she passed out from the pain :/

I'm sorry tdc darling, but this made me laugh out loud.

 

[nath]

It is pretty funny, in a horrificly unpleasant sorta way :|

 

[Gef]

I pushed someone over during a skiing lesson at school, he was a show off twat anyway. Made slightly worse that I pushed him over just as he hit the jump (more like a large lump) he went flying and broke his collarbone. I made out it was an accident, ambulance and all sorts came cause they didnt want to move him in case he damaged his neck. I felt a wee bit guilty as he was screaming in pain lying on the ski slope with the whole class looking on..

But he was a twat, I got over it pretty quickly.