Hey guys!

[TdC]

sounds painful

Nah, I'm ace at wanking I'll have you know! Everyone I know says so!

 

[aleinzzs]

30? at your age? is that wise?

gotta make sure it's still working eh?

 

[TdC]

optimistic @Mabs? really? things get worse than being tricked in to believing @Deebs was NOT a ginga?

 

[aleinzzs]

Nah, I'm ace at wanking I'll have you know! Everyone I know says so!

you're that good? You should give @BloodOmen some pointers

 

[aleinzzs]

that is @Deebs' natural musk

he must wank a lot then!

 

[TdC]

gotta make sure it's still working eh?

more like waiting for the lil blue wonders to kick in. @Deebs is well in his 70's

 

[aleinzzs]

more like waiting for the lil blue wonders to kick in. @Deebs is well in his 70's

Hey don't hate on @Deebs for it! Some people just need a little help!

 

[TdC]

you're that good? You should give @BloodOmen some pointers

don't worry. I rate Blood's masturabatory prowess rather highly. although how we got from @Deebs being a petit brunette english rose to @BloodOmen knocking one out I am a shade unsure

 

[TdC]

Hey don't hate on @Deebs for it! Some people just need a little help!

I have the utmost respect for @Deebs' viagra consumption

 

[aleinzzs]

don't worry. I rate Blood's masturabatory prowess rather highly. although how we got from @Deebs being a petit brunette english rose to @BloodOmen knocking one out I am a shade unsure

until blood beats darksouls 2 while blowing his load he is no god at masturbation!

And i'm not very sure either! He needed to be brought in though

 

[aleinzzs]

I have the utmost respect for @Deebs' viagra consumption

who wouldn't? HE takes 2 or 3 of those and he's a monster! Lets think charlie Sheen in scary movie monster!

 

[TdC]

until blood beats darksouls 2 while blowing his load he is no god at masturbation!

I don't think he has completed the game yet. At least, he hasn't said so that I read. I've not been around much so maybe I missed it.

 

[aleinzzs]

I don't think he has completed the game yet. At least, he hasn't said so that I read. I've not been around much so maybe I missed it.

With all the time he and I talked about it, i'm sure he's beaten it at least once.

 

[TdC]

who wouldn't? HE takes 2 or 3 of those and he's a monster! Lets think charlie Sheen in scary movie monster!

two or three bags? nah, that's just on the bus to the thrift store for @Deebs

 

[Deebs]

What the fuck? I am lost, remember this when you have your sexual fantasies, I AM A GIVER NOT A TAKER.

Having said that I know that @TdC like to shovel a bit of dirt.....

 

[TdC]

With all the time he and I talked about it, i'm sure he's beaten it at least once.

I'm pretty sure Blood's beaten it while he and I were talking too. You never know what the filthy bugger may be up to.

 

[aleinzzs]

two or three bags? nah, that's just on the bus to the thrift store for @Deebs

2 or 3 gallons. and thats a walk through the park

 

[aleinzzs]

What the fuck? I am lost, remember this when you have your sexual fantasies, I AM A GIVER NOT A TAKER.

Having said that I know that @TdC like to shovel a bit of dirt.....

i'm sure you'll take it for the right price

 

[TdC]

What the fuck? I am lost, remember this when you have your sexual fantasies

now that you have informed me that you are a swarthy bottom-ginga you no longer feature in my sordid, depraved, vile rantings

 

[TdC]

i'm sure you'll take it for the right price

couple of chicken mcnuggets and half a packet of chewing gum is @Deebs' going rate

 

[aleinzzs]

now that you have informed me that you are a swarthy bottom-ginga you no longer feature in my sordid, depraved, vile rantings

now that is just mean. we both know he'll always be there

 

[aleinzzs]

couple of chicken mcnuggets and half a packet of chewing gum is @Deebs' going rate

really? And i was gonna spend the money on a frickin double cheeseburger for him. Tryin to rip me off like that! How dare you @Deebs !!!

 

[TdC]

nah: I am *very* particular. also, Deebs can't iron a shirt and if anything makes me spray my sexy teedle-milk all over the living room it's some hard-core ironing!

 

[TdC]

really? And i was gonna spend the money on a frickin double cheeseburger for him. Tryin to rip me off like that! How dare you @Deebs !!!

your charity becomes you sir. I'm sure @Deebs will let you share in the eating of his sexy fat cheeseburger

 

[aleinzzs]

nah: I am *very* particular. also, Deebs can't iron a shirt and if anything makes me spray my sexy teedle-milk all over the living room it's some hard-core ironing!

If deebs can't iron then what is the point of deebs being here?

 

[TdC]

oh, make no mistake: @Deebs is very pointy!

 

[aleinzzs]

your charity becomes you sir. I'm sure @Deebs will let you share in the eating of his sexy fat cheeseburger

I'd rather not, but i prefer it messy, so @Deebs better deliver.

 

[aleinzzs]

oh, make no mistake: @Deebs is very pointy!

woohoo xD

 

[TdC]

in fact, it could be said he is the pointiest of them all!

 

[TdC]

I'd rather not, but i prefer it messy, so @Deebs better deliver.

that sounds threatening. informative, but threatening all the same.