Help me name my cat.

[Moriath]

Smelly cat
Or. Yoni.

Cats are the devils beasts

Sponge off you and leave you maimed gifts

 

[georgie]

No, this isn't right. You can't change your avatar, ECA. You *are* Hard Gay!

 

[leggy]

I named my female kitten Wildling (the vet wanker misheard and she's on the database as WildWing).

Other options were:
Cunt

 

[Bodhi]

Name it after the force behind all cats.

Satan.

 

[Raven]

What did you call it in the end?

 

[Hawkwind]

Our lil Kitten was named Jazzy, Jasmine as she is white. But the was the wife as "Cat" or "pain in the arse" were not really doing it for her.

I have mate in UK who has a black male cat name Beelzebub. Always makes me laugh when I visit.

Other suitable demon name:

Belial
Bael
Azazel
Eblis / Iblis
Jinn

Although Furfur would be perfect

list here

 

[Raven]

My black cat is called Stouffer, after Harry Hill's glove puppet. (wife named him)

 

[TdC]

this year is the year I get cats. two. oh yes ladies, I am biting the bullet. if the fuckers shit on my couch they will be getting bullets as well. bullets for everyone!

 

[Raven]

Always best to have two, they get on better with one of their kind.

 

[TdC]

yeah I'm going for same nest ideally.

 

[Scouse]

yeah I'm going for same nest ideally.

Kiss goodbye to all spontinaity in your life.

Also, women will only love them in kitten form. So you've got, like, six months poon out of them at best.

I miss my cat. But it'll be a long long time before I get another.

 

[Ceixah]

You quite literally have to name her Fiddlesticks - not only your main in league, but a hilarious word us english use when things go wrong!

although shouting, "Here Fiddle" through the house may sound a bit odd...

My cat is called Dexter though which is clearly the best cat name ever

 

[Gwadien]

Kiss goodbye to all spontinaity in your life.

Also, women will only love them in kitten form. So you've got, like, six months poon out of them at best.

I miss my cat. But it'll be a long long time before I get another.

Is this a confession saying you're getting bored of your mrs?