Help me name my cat.

[TdC]

If it was my sister it would be "skank whore crispy aids pussy".

SKAWHOCRIAIPUS!!!!

 

[Edmond]

If it was my sister it would be "skank whore crispy aids pussy".

Ooh, I think i'm friends with her on Facebook

 

[TdC]

First off, good lad ECA.

How about Evil Cow Assassin?

has a certain ring to it!

 

[old.Tohtori]

SKAWHOCRIAIPUS!!!!

Huh, never knew G was native american.

 

[Urgat]

Gonna suggest the same cat name i always do in these threads.

"Scratch Death: Destroyer of Worlds"

 

[Lakih]

Pellet

 

[Mabs]

call it "dog"

 

[Gwadien]

Nigella Lawson.

 

[Tom]

"you little bastard"

Because that's what you'll be shouting when you step in freshly-laid cat sick every month.

 

[dysfunction]

Minx!

 

[Billargh]

Looks like a total pussy, call it @Gwadien

 

[Gwadien]

Looks like a total pussy, call it @Gwadien

Or name it after @Billargh's mums pussy; Ruined.

 

[Scouse]

freshly-laid cat sick every corner.

My 6-months-off-world-record-oldest-cat-experience says Fixed.

 

[Gwadien]

My 6-month-off-world-record-oldest-cat-experience says Fixed.

Why would you stand in a corner of a room though?

 

[Scouse]

Why would you stand in a corner of a room though?

You have to traverse them as you go through a house

 

[Yoni]

Franky is ok for a girl cat

 

[mooSe_]

Rat Deströyer 666

 

[old.Osy]

Zoe is nice.

Anyway, maybe this is helpful:

http://www.catnameslist.com/femalecatnames.html

 

[ECA]

I gave her a 1 time exemption to sleep on my bed seeing as she had an anesthetic at the vets ( didn't need op, was already spayed ), and got microchipped.

 

[Scouse]

1 time exemption

Very slippery slope.

 

[Edmond]

She looks like my old cat all curled up asleep on my bed

 

[BloodOmen]

Mr Fitzgerald Von Bumberdink

 

[Raven]

I gave her a 1 time exemption to sleep on my bed seeing as she had an anesthetic at the vets ( didn't need op, was already spayed ), and got microchipped.

My wife said the same thing about our 2. They basically live on it now.

 

[Edmond]

Marbles asleep. well until I woke her up taking pics of her

 

[Nate]

Dave

Professor Davina snifflemeister the third
Funglejujununks
Booboopoohead
Stinkyshit
Homeless

?

 

[Jupitus]

Twat

 

[TdC]

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I was over at a mate's house on friday and his wife breeds Burmese cats. They all piled on to me in the sleeping cat shape and ignored the rest of the family. This was great until the granny of the cats, who unfortunately has some kind of infection in her mouth, yawned full in my face. It was literally like snorting the noxious fumes direct from Beezlebub's crusty sphincter. It took all my self control to not insta-hurl my dinner at the wall

 

[ECA]

Cat update
She's settled in a lot now.

 

[Scouse]

You big pussy

 

[fettoken]

Cumbucket.

People will believe you're saying "come bucket!". Imagine them saying "come bucket", then slowly coming to a realization that it sounds somewhat off