Hello Peoples

[Fafnir]

To now you have horses have to find out how to get one of them

Hey i'm the hosstheef...

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Hosses come with anti-Fafnir protection devices now. Can't give too much away but how's your Electrical resist?

 

[Fafnir]

Hosses come with anti-Fafnir protection devices now. Can't give too much away but how's your Electrical resist?

I'm a d0rf and we are earthed so electicity dont effect us... mmmmmm mead marinated hoss sizzling away over a bbq.... *drools*

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

So by your own admission then, you suck.

<gets out a big paddle and knocks the sucking dorf into the mousetrap>

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

So by your own admission then, you suck.

<Gets out a big paddle and knocks the busily sucking dorf into the mousetrap>

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Earthy. Not earthed. Big difference. If dorfs were any smaller all we'd need would be a mouse trap with a mug of beer in it.

<ponders>

Actually that would probably still work. Say Faf...thirsty?

 

[Fafnir]

Earthy. Not earthed. Big difference. If dorfs were any smaller all we'd need would be a mouse trap with a mug of beer in it.

<ponders>

Actually that would probably still work. Say Faf...thirsty?

We d0rfs are not stupid we would just drink the beer thru a straw.. So bring on the beer...

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

So by your own admission then, you suck.

<Gets out a big paddle and knocks the busily sucking dorf into the mousetrap>

 

[Fafnir]

So by your own admission then, you suck.

<Gets out a big paddle and knocks the busily sucking dorf into the mousetrap>

*sidesteps the swing* Seeing Roo overbalance setting his foot in the mousetrap.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

<Deftly flips the moustrap into the air with his toe and knocks it towards Fafnir's bulbous nose>

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Heh just noticed some serious strangeness with the thread (technical, not banter). Can't edit though to clear it up.

 

[Fafnir]

<Deftly flips the moustrap into the air with his toe and knocks it towards Fafnir's bulbous nose>

*I trip the trap with the straw and deftly grab the beermug and gulps it down* Hey let me drink my beer... And now where are the hosses...

 

[Fafnir]

Heh just noticed some serious strangeness with the thread (technical, not banter). Can't edit though to clear it up.

Think they got some 10-15 min edit thingie in place..

 

[Hoden Mayhem]

HEY YOU TWO !!!

Gives best ewul look to Roo and Fafnir

Get a room and don't hijack my welcome back much love to Hoden thread. Dorf Thanes dont get much love, I need all the love I can get

Ok enough about you guys lets talk about ME again !!!

on a serious note, not had anyone who dont play anymore givf all you goodies that you don't use. I dont want to have to beg. :worthy:

 

[Fafnir]

Dorf Thanes dont get much love, I need all the love I can get

Bah I AM TEH D0RF THANE, and hosstheef to boot... Welcome back even thou i dont play

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

I think I like this thread.... many many oldtimers here!
Need to get those two aussies back; Whoosya daddy and Mothersuperior, and the old JPF core is back

Welcome back Hoden

I myself have retired not too long ago. Was getting bored of the game after playing for nigh 4 years
(PS, still have 1 bigass troll in DTP )

 

[Hoden Mayhem]

Hey Inga

Nice to see you

Come back into game bud, I have spent all the money that Jollz gave me. So need more old rich friends to log in and hand over all their money :touch:

Glad to hear you still got a troll patrol char, I need me a char in that guild so i can put a troll patrol banner up in my house (ok Roo's house, I sleep on the sofa) wonder what happened to all the other Trolls :worthy:

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Good grief 'Troll Patrol'. I'd forgotten about that. I remember the first time I saw the name I had a good chuckle.

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

Hey Inga

Nice to see you : fluffle:

Come back into game bud, I have spent all the money that Jollz gave me. So need more old rich friends to log in and hand over all their money : touch:

Glad to hear you still got a troll patrol char, I need me a char in that guild so i can put a troll patrol banner up in my house (ok Roo's house, I sleep on the sofa) wonder what happened to all the other Trolls : worthy:

hehehe, well, I'm not that rich myself
Only have about 10p on Ingafgrinn. Okay, before I left I put 40p on both of my houses' CM's to keep them standing for a while, but that's it

The Troll Patrol char (tall male troll named Midged DaSmawtesd) is a rank 9 character, and haven't seen iron on for a long time to boost my rank, so don't know if I can invite :/
Don't have much time either to play at the moment, so wouldn't be wise for me to start my subscription again...

Good grief 'Troll Patrol'. I'd forgotten about that. I remember the first time I saw the name I had a good chuckle.

My first guild, and still have fond memories of that bunch of wacko's

 

[mikey]

Oh yeh, Da Troll Patrol, i was in that with my warrior back in the day, wonder what happened to Old Ironlung, lovely chap.
Was a burgeoning guild until some smart ass little d0rf explained the fundamental floor of the concept - no healers!
Still much early funs

So i can't really say who i used to play out of respect for the new, well not that new, account holder, but i'm back as Janga! Birthing chamber healer, phew you can lvl quick these days eh, took blood, sweat, tears and tantrums to make my first 50

So yeh, come back all you old JPF-ers and every old retiree, let's have a renaissance!! Your realm needs you :touch:

 

[svartalf]

Hoden, that's going back some...

/wave

 

[Hoden Mayhem]

Hoden, that's going back some...

/wave

Hey bud /wave

 

[Gups]

I WAS ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW!!!!!

Bloody reunions!

Gups here still alive and reporting!!

 

[Melachi]

Was a burgeoning guild until some smart ass little d0rf explained the fundamental floor of the concept - no healers!

I disagree , I was the first healer in DTP as a norseman tho, exceptions had to be made. Piron joined later, and then Iron made his own healer, Kronenburg or something.

I WAS ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW!!!!!

Bloody reunions!

Gups here still alive and reporting!!

Man theres a blast from the past, I think I spent most of my days leveling my healer in groups with your Thane, Gupster.

 

[Hoden Mayhem]

I WAS ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW!!!!!

Bloody reunions!

Gups here still alive and reporting!!

Jollz was going to tell you, did he not ? bad jollz

/wave gups log you account and give me all that nice stuff you have going to waste on you char's :touch:

Its not the same back now, but that does not mean its all that bad. I have talked with lots of old JPF ingame and we all talk about the old times. If I could do it all again I would, but I would do things different. Dah Troll Patrol man if we had just played a bit longer we could have run a FG:

1x Troll Skald
2x Troll Shammie aug/mend and mend/cave
5x Troll Bone Dancer all with own healers

M Mafia where good but we did it first and Oversized

 

[Fafnir]

M Mafia where good but we did it first and Oversized

Would not call you oversized just fat... :touch:

 

[Hoden Mayhem]

< looks at Fafnir's oversized dorf beer belly and says nothing>

 

[Fafnir]

< looks at Fafnir's oversized dorf beer belly and says nothing>

Well its beer and hossmeat...

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

I bet if Fatnir and Hoden Beerbelly jumped up and down at the same time Dyvet would crash.

 

[Fafnir]

I bet if Fatnir and Hoden Beerbelly jumped up and down at the same time Dyvet would crash.

Nah we didnt, tis was you who fell down on our big nose... And now its flat too..