
Caught? Me? Masturbating? Ridicilous!
I do it so fast and so secretly that not even *runs out* *runs back in* OD notices that it's not cream!
If there were a ninja of masturbation, thy name would be me.
by an employer a windowcleaner a gardener, my landlord, a relation...numerous people from the interweb, i lost count.
Hah voted before I looked at the results, poor Ez.![]()
can we rename this thread please to
"Ez is the only honest person in here and the rest are all lying bastards who have been caught by their mums/neighbours/windowcleaners/grannies/dentists but are too damn wimpy to admit it"
Caught masturbating by your dentist ?!
As if having root canal treatment wasn't arousing enough...