Have you ever?

Ever been caught masterbating?


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Laddey

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We was talking about this on a secret messaging service

Have you ever been caught masterbating in anyway by any other person?
 

Dukat

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Fuck sake laddey!

Is nothing sacred anymore?!?! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET :twak:
 

megadave

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i put no because although someone has knocked and walked in i have pulled the covers over swiftly :D
 

Aoami

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laddey was the only one on irc at the time, he was talking to himself.
 

Dukat

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Aoln, that really was my friend in that story I told! !!

:(
 

Aoami

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omg this one guy i know was having sex with an apple pie in his kitchen the his dad walked in and they pretended they eated it when the mom came home.
 

Laddey

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omg this one guy i know was having sex with an apple pie in his kitchen the his dad walked in and they pretended they eated it when the mom came home.
omg that reminds me of a film, what was it? Shaft?
 

Aoami

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Who framed Roger Rabbit? i think they stole it from my mate.
 

Overdriven

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Most probably.
Been caught having sex though o_o That was interesting.

There needs to be a "Maybe" option :p
 

Laddey

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To late ;< somebody get one ofte mods to change it
 

old.Tohtori

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Caught? Me? Masturbating? Ridicilous!

I do it so fast and so secretly that not even *runs out* *runs back in* OD notices that it's not cream!

If there were a ninja of masturbation, thy name would be me.
 

Dark Orb Choir

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with an ex gf i was licking the tunnel of delight in her bedroom and her mate walked in on us, the gf got all funny and rushed to the toilet, her friend said "that looked nice"

i was all like " dog with 2 dicks walking down a street full of lampposts" but the gf didn't see it like that.........
 

Overdriven

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I realised this is vague, what about INTENTIONALLY masturbating infront of somebody? o_o Mutual or otherwise...
 

Marc

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My mate got caught wanking in the toilets of the bank he was at whilst on work experience
 

Lamp

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Building up a nice pic of Laddey
- Doesn't shower
- Doesn't wash his hands after he takes a dump
- Has embarrassing tattoos
- Gets caught wanking

:D
 

pikeh

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You not 1337 enough if you've been caught.

/edit owned myself, I've been caught sexing with an ex though.
 

Ezteq

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ok so im the only person this has happened to am i?? bollocks lol.

well bleh! it has, several times, by an employer a windowcleaner a gardener, my landlord, a relation...numerous people from the interweb, i lost count.
 

old.Tohtori

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ok so im the only person this has happened to am i?? bollocks lol.

well bleh! it has, several times, by an employer a windowcleaner a gardener, my landlord, a relation...numerous people from the interweb, i lost count.

And still you haven't shown it to the people that matter to you the most, us :eek:
 

Ezteq

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im just hoping that the old addage "pics or it never happened" is actually true...if i dont show pics it will never have happened!!
 

Ezteq

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can we rename this thread please to

"Ez is the only honest person in here and the rest are all lying bastards who have been caught by their mums/neighbours/windowcleaners/grannies/dentists but are too damn wimpy to admit it"
 

old.Tohtori

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can we rename this thread please to

"Ez is the only honest person in here and the rest are all lying bastards who have been caught by their mums/neighbours/windowcleaners/grannies/dentists but are too damn wimpy to admit it"

Nope, but we can rename it to "EQ is a lying bastard for not showing what she's so generously shown the rest of the world".

If you want your title, it's POIDH.
But POIDH also, in reverse, only applies if it's unbelievable ;)
 

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