Caught? Me? Masturbating? Ridicilous!
I do it so fast and so secretly that not even *runs out* *runs back in* OD notices that it's not cream!
If there were a ninja of masturbation, thy name would be me.
by an employer a windowcleaner a gardener, my landlord, a relation...numerous people from the interweb, i lost count.
Hah voted before I looked at the results, poor Ez.
can we rename this thread please to
"Ez is the only honest person in here and the rest are all lying bastards who have been caught by their mums/neighbours/windowcleaners/grannies/dentists but are too damn wimpy to admit it"
Caught masturbating by your dentist ?!
As if having root canal treatment wasn't arousing enough...