Has anyone actually kept anything they got from a Christmas cracker?

[TdC]

that's a "keyring" eh? mmmmmmmkay must have been my kind of party

 

[Gwadien]

Tiffany keyring - went to a very posh Christmas lunch in The City about ten years ago; was gobsmacked when I got a 100 quid bit of jewellery in my cracker.

Holy Shit..

I have seen some crackers somewhere selling for like £1000-2000 or so before, I bet they're the sort of crackers you buy to get that stuff - huge profit margins!

 

[Lamp]

Like Chinese food. The mark up is something like 600%

 

[Scouse]

What? ANOTHER FUCKING CHRISTMAS THREAD?

Can't this be asked in the other gay fucking thread - that was started in cunting OCTOBER.

It's like walking round a commercial centre round here at the fucking moment

 

[old.Tohtori]

But it's jesuses birthday Scouse, you should feel overjoyed about it!

I think saying that is not going to help...

 

[Lamp]

Cheer up you miserable git!

I raise you with:

 

[cHodAX]

Boing!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Instaboner, and the girl looks alright too i guess.

 

[Scouse]

I raise you with:

Can you please raise me with a picture of a halloween, or preferably, bonfire night girl - as it's THAT TIME OF YEAR ffs

And no, not one with horrible skin burns

 

[old.Tohtori]

bonfire night girl

And no, not one with horrible skin burns

Spoiler

 

[Scouse]

*fap*

 

[old.Tohtori]

Disclaimer; You went there not me!