Hail to the king, baby!

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I am electing myself dictator for life of this forum! You will follow the rules of this forum to the letter or my loyal team of goons and henchmen, comprised of Dil, BL, Coim and Sibanac, will wtfpwn you and flame you to bits!

Rules:

1) Go away!

My supreme 2674 (twice as powerful as 1337) mod powers are in the post and will be arriving shortly. Insurrectionists and spamarchists will be banned from my kingdom...literally.

Play nice, y'all.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

/shrug

Why not.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Makes a change from the depressing, whiney crap that has been posted in the last few weeks!

 

[Ekydus]

Fuck off.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I am so not ever gonna power level your stupid reaver now. You can kiss my talented necro services GOOOOOOD BYE!

Now you will just have to wait for Samildanach to do it. ~laughs~

 

[Ekydus]

HARRR. The mood change is in effect.

Fuck you all. My job has been done.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

What mood change? I am still in a bad mood. What was your job? You still haven't kissed my ass. Pucker up, boy.

 

[Coim-]

Haha. I'm a henchman.

 

[adari]

i wanna join the uber leets too

 

[Conchabar]

Originally posted by Coim-
Haha. I'm a henchman.

henchman sux... irl

 

[adari]

Originally posted by Conchabar
henchman sux... irl

fuck off

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Im a goon, not a henchmen.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Henchmen tend to wind up as cannon fodder...I have no problem with making Adari an honorary henchman.

 

[leoric]

SPAMARCHY 2k3 is comming Nuff said

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I am ready for you! Bring it onnnnn! /flex

Is it me or is the internet hella slow today?

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Dear Sissy

I cant be a goon or henchman anymore, Im going for the 'mod arse kisser' approach and I dont feel that being a henchman to an evil spamming tea-addict will help me in this approach. Thank you for the kind offer, I am sure my replacement (adari) will do a fine job.

Yours sincerly

Idiot

PS its not the internet that is slow, just BW today.

 

[k9awya]

KILL YOURSELF IN RL

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Originally posted by k9awya
KILL YOURSELF IN RL

LOOOVEEE MMEEE IN RL YOU CUNT

 

[old.Dillinja]

Ok, what are my orders Lord Sissy?

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Umm...well, for starters you should beat up BL for defecting. Don't hurt him too much though because it was a very thoughtful letter of resignation. Most henchmen or goons don't even give me that much notice. Gits.

 

[Ekydus]

For fuck sake that means I'm the arch nemesis.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Ain't I supposed to be supplied with knuckle dusters, baseball bats, cattle prods etc. before I can beat anyone up?

 

[Ekydus]

Sissyfoo doesn't get funding. I however have an anonymous supplier.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Think of it as a game; beat up someone and steal their weapons! Its like DAoC...but, umm...less buggy.

~whispers~

Rumour has it that Mods have a glowy drop.

 

[Coim-]

Originally posted by old.Dillinja
Ok, what are my orders Lord Sissy?

And me. I'm a henchman too ya know.

 

[Coim-]

Originally posted by Sissyfoo
Think of it as a game; beat up someone and steal their weapons! Its like DAoC...but, umm...less buggy.

~whispers~

Rumour has it that Mods have a glowy drop.

Pure rumour I assure you.

 

[old.Dillinja]

<chops Tilda in half>

<kicks BI in the face>

<murderous rampage>

<blood dripping down chin>

etc.

 

[Coim-]

Haha, and you left me. Yes, its true, I own.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Originally posted by old.Dillinja
<chops Tilda in half>

<kicks BI in the face>

<murderous rampage>

<blood dripping down chin>

etc.

Did anything good drop?

 

[old.Dillinja]

Originally posted by Coim-
Haha, and you left me. Yes, its true, I own.

You are fellow henchman. Me like henchman.