Guys, I need your help. No, really.

[Testin da Cable]

If I buy her FF IX, will that get me a shag?

buy half of it
as in: so she can buy the other half and you will have bought it 'together'
be carefull to explain this to her tho, cos if this differs much from your usual behaviour she will suspect you are going for a free shag =P


man am I devious or what

 

[Wij]

Hmm. Don't yer ladies like sex ? :/

Or just not with you...

 

[Stazbumpa]

Me ladies like sex alright.

Just not this one.

Only one I've ever had trouble with too. I fink it may be psychological (big word). ie: she don't actually fancy me.

Annoying coz I got a few after me but I wants this one I got now.

Bugger.
Or not, as the case may be.

 

[Wij]

If she prefers FF8 to sex summat is wrong. FF7 I could understand

 

[Stazbumpa]

Thanks very bloody much.

I suppose you got a point though.

But she actually prefers FF VIII.

I'm off to apply a shard of glass to my throat

 

[Wij]

Aw.

/me hands staz a b33r.

 

[Nibbler]

/me intercepts the beer pass and smashes it over Wij's head for absolutley no reason whilst screaming 'm0000000000000000000000000000000!'

 

[Wij]

/me pisses in Nibblers eye and hands Staz another b33r.

 

[Nibbler]

Argh! All I can see is a horrible shade of yellow! Arghhhhh!

 

[Stazbumpa]

/me drinks the b33r and sez "Cheers Wij, any chance of another?"

 

[nothing]

Originally posted by Wij
wot's SS 2 ?

System Shock 2

 

[nothing]

this round's on me.

 

[Wij]

b33r's all round !

 

[Nibbler]

I'ld rather have some eye drops and an apology

 

[Wij]

b33r theivery is punishable by any means necessary. u must learn that

 

[Stazbumpa]

So sayeth the Wij.

And the Staz.

Game of pool Wij m8??

 

[Testin da Cable]

hehehe

 

[Wij]

Yup. U rack em and split em. I'll grab the whisky chasers...

 

[Stazbumpa]

nice 1.

bollox, potted the white on the break ]

free table m8.

 

[Wij]

3 reds. Not a bad little break

 

[old.Ricard00]

Originally posted by frankie
sound

i have a nova, a modified nova, so thats that thing wiped off

Surely that simply re-affirms the nerdy image????

 

[Stazbumpa]

ker-plunk

ffs does this white ball only go in when I try and pot summat??

2 shots to you Wij

 

[Wij]

ooh, 2 more reds but i've left u on

 

[Stazbumpa]

3 yellows in rapid succession, however i have left you with a very tight shot on your remaining red ball.

will be difficult

 

[Wij]

Ooooh. Beautiful cross-double

The black is on the cushion now...

 

[Stazbumpa]

Whatcha gonna do Wij?? tricky shot and no obvious potting to be had.

 

[old.SUp3rFM]

Come on! Shoot! The crowd is on suspense!

 

[Wij]

Bollox, fluffed it. It's on the other cushion now...

 

[Stazbumpa]

2 yellows for me and a safety shot, which has actually worked for a change.

Now your buggered Wij.


/meanwhile

FFVIII question time (again)

The missus would like to know if there is any other way of getting Occult Fan 3 magazine coz she missed it at Fishermans Horizon.

 

[old.feigned innocence]

Sorry to tell U and her, but Occult Fan copies 3 + 4 can only be "found" and not bought at the Esthar Book store like most of the other books.

So that going back to a much earlier start or living with an incomplete GF/Card collection (can't remember whether this is the Doomtrain one or the UFO one...).

Either way, I'd live with it, wrap up that sucker and get down to ff9. Even the card game is better...