Guys, I need your help. No, really.

Wij · Mar 1, 2001

I like stirring. Lets go !!!

old.feigned innocence · Mar 1, 2001

oh, by the way, what's all this "penge resident" cr*p. Never been there, never wanted to. Is this a random tag generator just like that Metal Gear Solid one that was on the web a while back ? Maybe I should read the FAQ, rihgt ?

;?

bodhi · Mar 1, 2001

Originally posted by [NC]Sturty

Originally posted by Bodhi
The stigma about gaming seems to be going, at least as far as PlayStation 1/2 is concerned. You have no idea the number of women I have had hanging on every word after saying "Hi. I'm a cunt with no friends. I have a PlayStation 2."

Click to expand...

I don't get it :-(

Get over it Sturty. Find someone else to stalk. Thx.

Wij · Mar 2, 2001

Originally posted by feigned innocence
oh, by the way, what's all this "penge resident" cr*p. Never been there, never wanted to. Is this a random tag generator just like that Metal Gear Solid one that was on the web a while back ? Maybe I should read the FAQ, rihgt ?

;?

Penge Resident means your a forum n00bie

Welcome to the BW boards

old.feigned innocence · Mar 2, 2001

New to BW indeed. after wandering for a while, now looking to see which of the UK communiities fits best.

Gameplay has more forums, but half the threads seem to comprise of people mooing, which grates after a while !

If it takes a few hundred posts to get out of essex, I could be here a while...

old.Anatoly · Mar 2, 2001

Whereas here m00ing is limited to a few select threads so that those who find m00ing offensive or are trying to avoid it for health reasons can do so.
While those who need a regular m00ing fix can relieve themselves in a socially aceptable manner

Stazbumpa · Mar 2, 2001

I rarely m000, but when the need arises I have a safe place I can do it in.

And I'm still a bloody Phnaargos resident.

And where the buggery fuck is Phnaargos anyway???

old.feigned innocence · Mar 2, 2001

better to not know where you are,
than to hate where you know you are.

oouch, sore head...

Wij · Mar 2, 2001

m00

Oops. There's no need for that in sensible threads

Welcome again anyway

old.Japes · Mar 3, 2001

Wij! How could you!?

Tut, tut..

Stazbumpa · Mar 4, 2001

She's doing real good on FF VIII now.

Still no sex.

Maybe its me.

old.feigned innocence · Mar 4, 2001

Once she's got the Lionheart she should be pretty near teh end,a s she can kill almost anythoing will it it one limit break attack. Tell her to ensure she has plenty of Aura spells ( can draw them from "The islands nearest heaven + hell") and that everyoine has some and whenever she meets a major critter to just zap Squall with Aura and it'll be hello closing cinematics before she knows it...

And the you'll maybe be happier ?

nothing · Mar 4, 2001

Hey staz, is that all you ever think about?

Wij · Mar 5, 2001

I finished FF9 on Friday

Testin da Cable · Mar 5, 2001

being the nasty man that I am, I shall condence multiple replies into one p0st...:

-wij: you really missed me. yes you did =P

-staz: have you showered lately? after severe testing, I have found that cleaning yourself at least once a week raises your shag-potential immensely

-fi: welcome to BW m8! enjoy

-anatoly: quite right

and m00

-staz: while on the subject of shags....here's another thing....1)hide the ps,2)clean the house,3)cook a wonderfully extravagant meal and supprise your woman wiv it,4)forget about that and take her out for an extrav..you know

,5)bring her home and show her the bottle of quality booze you had thoughtfully left to chill in an icebucket by the bed,6)let her drink most of it[but don't let her notice],7)point her in the general direction of ....well not the ps duh

,8)after you wake up genuinely try to remember where the ps is stashed

can't fail

-tdc

[heh it's late and sleep makes me talkative

]

Wij · Mar 5, 2001

Originally posted by testin_da_cable
-wij: you really missed me. yes you did =P

Um. /me giggles like a girl.

As for the shags all good advice. And yes, get the PSX out after sex if it will keep her occupied so u can get to sleep (on the sofa if necessary)

nothing · Mar 5, 2001

That made me thing...
how should you pronounce Deus Ex?
like Zeus? or day'o'sex? d'you sex?

Nibbler · Mar 5, 2001

Originally posted by Wij
Vivi always falls over like an ickle babeee

Aw...

Then he straightens his hat! Awww

btw can NE1 help me on the second disc against that mist monster in the Ifea tree?

*Kornholio* · Mar 5, 2001

Originally posted by feigned innocence
If it takes a few hundred posts to get out of essex, I could be here a while...

OMG !!! THEY'VE MOVED PENGE !!!!! BASTARDS !!!!!!!

Nibbler · Mar 5, 2001

No! We must move it back! I live there! 1 day there was a big rumble and the next thing i know i'm in Essex! Argh! m000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (Carg)

Wij · Mar 5, 2001

Originally posted by Lead Nibbler
btw can NE1 help me on the second disc against that mist monster in the Ifea tree?

What attacks does it have ?

I can't remember every monster u know

Nibbler · Mar 5, 2001

Um, it starts a fire, then does a load of Firas, and it also does Level 5 death, and the monster is like attached to the floor. Rally-ho!

*Kornholio* · Mar 5, 2001

Does it do an Elvis impersonation ??

Nibbler · Mar 5, 2001

Indeed it does, and so does every other monster in the game.

Wij · Mar 5, 2001

Um. Get the 'Body Temp' ability then. Or just build yer characters up a bit more.

nothing · Mar 5, 2001

Anyone know about the robot at the beginning of lvl 2 on SS 2? Watch it walk up and down a while and it does a lil dance. lol

Wij · Mar 5, 2001

wot's SS 2 ?

Stazbumpa · Mar 5, 2001

'Bout time I posted summat considering I started all this bollox.

Originally posted by testin_da_cable

-staz: while on the subject of shags....here's another thing....1)hide the ps,2)clean the house,3)cook a wonderfully extravagant meal and supprise your woman wiv it,4)forget about that and take her out for an extrav..you know ,5)bring her home and show her the bottle of quality booze you had thoughtfully left to chill in an icebucket by the bed,6)let her drink most of it[but don't let her notice],7)point her in the general direction of ....well not the ps duh ,8)after you wake up genuinely try to remember where the ps is stashed
can't fail

-tdc

9) Get a job that pays more the one I got now so I can 10) have some dosh for a change which would enable me to 11)take her out in the first place and 12) buy some after shave that she likes me to wear but is 30 fucking quid a bottle and then 13) I might actually get somewhere but hang on 14) I tried most of all this before and unfortunately 15) it didn't work.

BTW mungo: yes (although I occasionally wander into theoretical physics territory).

Q: If I buy her FF IX, will that get me a shag?

bodhi · Mar 5, 2001

Originally posted by Wij
wot's SS 2 ?

System Shock 2.

Wij · Mar 6, 2001

Ah. Don't know anything about System Shock 2.

FF9 is unlikely to get you a shag. It may get you 2-3 weeks undisturbed by the missus tho if that floats yer boat.

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