Gulp... Valentines Day

[mr.Blacky]

Originally posted by +SA+SerialKilla
I guess I should say ill marry u the day you cook a decent meal. That should save me for a couple of years.

rofl ohhh damn, u stuck

 

[Sir Frizz]

Who's idea was St Valentine's day anyway?

 

[Wij]

St Valentine ?

 

[Sir Frizz]

errrr

 

[Ch3tan]

Go with the roses mate, I will, plus it suits your character.

Oh and you buying something for a certain lady on valentines? We need to talk mate, get your arse on irc.

 

[Wij]

(_*_)

Oh sorry. I thought u meant MY arse

 

[.cage]

half a pint and a packet of crisps

 

[old.twilight]

Sing her a song that you write yourself, write her a poem, or pick her some flowers.

Good ways to do it on the cheap!

 

[old.Kez]

Good ways to do it on the cheap and make yourself look like the King of Queens. I'm sure she'll be thankful for a song or a poem to your face; but beware the hordes of women that will laugh at you evermore.

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Originally posted by uthooligan
getting back to the point, I suggest you wine her and dine with your OWN cooking, then treat her to a late night out with a champagne breakfast in the early hours. Sleep all day then talk all night.

Am i alone?

Sod it,

Uthooligan.....urs is the best imo. But pleeze....less talk, more...u know.... heh

 

[Wij]

My kinda woman :wub:

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

I know it's early but...

eye heart j !

 

[Ch3tan]

sorry Laz but Kez gets my BW forum valentines card

 

[Skyler]

Originally posted by caLLous


which one are you talking about? there are quite a few around the country...

The one in Watford

 

[Munkey-]

cook for her?

i want to win her. not lose her.

any tips on gaining girl back (teenager needed advice question type)?

 

[old.uthooligan]

Originally posted by Munkey
cook for her?

i want to win her. not lose her.

any tips on gaining girl back (teenager needed advice question type)?

situation: To impress girl and get sex...well it is isnt it?

goal: to be strangley romantic and not put foot in mouth.

method: Put her first.

Obstacles: Probably, but if she really means that much for you to then its easy to overcome. Money cant buy you love, but it can buy a better state of misery.

Debrief: Feb 15th, u r either smoking the after sex tab or u r pulling yourself off over teen mags.

Think about it people and I dont want to see any of you here on the 14th!!!!

 

[caLLous]

Originally posted by Skyler

The one in Watford

ahh, tis a different one i speak of
i can't comment on the watford one, but the one i work in is grrrrrreat

 

[old.CharltonTHD]

My friends...
Valentines day is the day i spread love and joy to all.
If you ever feel the need to hug or kiss your loved one, thank me for i have just spread the love to you.
Cuddles and kisses and snuugles and wuv to you all!!!!


P.S. Charlton the happiness dragon stuffed toys available from all good retailers.

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Is it warm and fuzzy in here? er....
maybe I'm cuming down with something....

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by CharltonTHD
My friends...
Valentines day is the day i spread love and joy to all.
If you ever feel the need to hug or kiss your loved one, thank me for i have just spread the love to you.
Cuddles and kisses and snuugles and wuv to you all!!!!


P.S. Charlton the happiness dragon stuffed toys available from all good retailers.

Okay... so which one of you is using an alternative account?

 

[Nibbler]

No one, it's Charlton the Hapiness Dragon ffs!!

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Ima gonna send Charlton a VD card with dragons on it.....he's cute

 

[Ch3tan]

STD's via mail? Will we see postal workers delivering with full body condoms? well? well?

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by uthooligan
Think about it people and I dont want to see any of you here on the 14th!!!!

Not even in the daytime? Thursday night is going-out-night here, so all should go unmissed