Gulp... Valentines Day

[Furr]

buy her some thermal underwear

 

[Wij]

Hard to tell which bits of that post were serious and which were good advice there.

Aside: "Yes Kenny. You can have that pair of crotchless panties I found under a hedge. I'm sure she'll love em."

 

[bigbb]

Damini, you're not...no, surely not.

Everyone got that down on their note pads then?

 

[bigbb]

Someone once said, any advice, is bad advice. Smashing bloke said that, it was.

 

[Wij]

I'm just sketching my dreams on my notepad. What do you have bb ?

 

[WPKenny]

Originally posted by Wij
Hard to tell which bits of that post were serious and which were good advice there.

Aside: "Yes Kenny. You can have that pair of crotchless panties I found under a hedge. I'm sure she'll love em."

Ta.

 

[Wij]

I found some Jazz periodicals too. I'll keep those

 

[bigbb]

Originally posted by Wij
I'm just sketching my dreams on my notepad. What do you have bb ?

For a dream?

 

[Damini]

Helpful guide - jewelery yes, candles yes, nice knickers yes, knickers you wouldn't touch with a stick if you found them in the street NO.

 

[Will]

Originally posted by Damini
...knickers you wouldn't touch with a stick if you found them in the street NO.

You do realise the number of teenage boys about here?

 

[Wij]

Never mind touch them with a stick. I'd wear them on my head

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by CageCunt
A facial.

HEH.

FYI, I wouldn't touch any knickers I found on the street, regardless of quality. Its just weird.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Damini
Helpful guide - jewelery yes,

A pearl necklace ????

 

[Wij]

All over her face !

(point -> .






me having missed it slightly -> )

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Originally posted by Lazarus


A pearl necklace ????

Laz...ur getting birthdays mixed up with holidays....yehehehe!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I seem to be missing something here...


What's a girlfriend?

 

[Munkey-]

i liked a girl lots recently.............we got on famously, was about to ask her out. then she started school here ah well. they always say the first one is the hardest one to get over and there are plenty of fish in the sea


*runs off crying*

 

[Nibbler]

I have just the thing

 

[caLLous]

boystuff is a dubious domain name if ever i heard one

 

[Nibbler]

 

[Testin da Cable]

my xgf will hopefully be giving me my videorecorder back

 

[caLLous]

to 'er for not giving it back already.

 

[bodhi]

I'm skint so my GF is getting a coupon for an hour of Bodhi love.

 

[caLLous]

is there a cash alternative?

 

[old.uthooligan]

getting back to the point, I suggest you wine her and dine with your OWN cooking, then treat her to a late night out with a champagne breakfast in the early hours. Sleep all day then talk all night.

Am i alone?

Sod it,

 

[]SK[]

My missus thinks im gonna ask her to Marry me. Only cause I said maybe when weve been together for 5 years. Its 5 years now :/

guess I should say ill marry u the day you cook a decent meal. That should save me for a couple of years.

 

[Damini]

Originally posted by uthooligan
getting back to the point, I suggest you wine her and dine with your OWN cooking, then treat her to a late night out with a champagne breakfast in the early hours. Sleep all day then talk all night.

Am i alone?

Sod it,

Awww. I think thats lovely

And Mr Killa, you will be very lucky if she doesn't start lacing your food with broken glass or razors if thats your approach Might be better to dump her and then ask her back out again to reset the counter than try that method!

 

[Wij]

Sleep all day ?

I wish our lass would let me

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by Bodhi
I'm skint so my GF is getting a coupon for an hour of Bodhi love.

Available on eBay for $0.42, I believe.

 

[bodhi]

That's cos 1 hour doesn;t get you the full package