Go me!

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loxleyhood

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Took me a week, but asked out girl across the street, she said yes, I feel relieved and sick.
 
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shadybrack

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Originally posted by loxleyhood
Took me a week, but asked out girl across the street, she said yes, I feel relieved and sick.
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why sick, is she nasty looking :/
 
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pez

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Originally posted by loxleyhood
Took me a week, but asked out girl across the street, she said yes, I feel relieved and sick.
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i asked a girl out last week and she invited all her friends :(

wasn't very imtimate to say the least
 
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iluvatur

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no daoc for loxley for a while ...

gotta look like your a athletic guy etc ... and not a lazy games playing student

ease them into it after you been out for a while...

''oh this game?? i only play it every now and again''

''yeh, i'll be on it a few hours, got a raid with some buddies .. but i'll go and out and play footy after''

''i'm staying on this all day, like it or lump it bitch''

''who are you?, get away from my keyboard!''

theres the general progression of things if its any help.. you'll know when the time is right to progress to the next stage ( the 4th ones marriage)
 
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loxleyhood

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Originally posted by iluvatur
no daoc for loxley for a while ...

gotta look like your a athletic guy etc ... and not a lazy games playing student

ease them into it after you been out for a while...

''oh this game?? i only play it every now and again''

''yeh, i'll be on it a few hours, got a raid with some buddies .. but i'll go and out and play footy after''

''i'm staying on this all day, like it or lump it bitch''

''who are you?, get away from my keyboard!''

theres the general progression of things if its any help.. you'll know when the time is right to progress to the next stage ( the 4th ones marriage)
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I have no desire of playing DAoC with this alternative. :)
 
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iluvatur

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yeh, sex is great.. but then you have to listen to them for the next 13 hours etc
 
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healer_mcheal

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Just keep your cool, when its your first time, youll probably cum in 30~ seconds but dont worry, youll improve with time.
and always use protection
 
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pez

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you'll end up paying alot more than 8 quid a month too
 
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loxleyhood

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I would think of a witty retort, Salty my dear, but I am too happy and the bitterness just isn't in me.
 
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pez

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Originally posted by healer_mcheal
Just keep your cool, when its your first time, youll probably cum in 30~ seconds but dont worry, youll improve with time.
and always use protection
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3 seconds imo, they call me the 'jackhammer'
 
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iluvatur

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maintaining a woman for an hour on 8quid is pretty good
 
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healer_mcheal

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i lasted about 15 min on my first time.
you prolly didnt want to know that
 
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pez

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Originally posted by healer_mcheal
i lasted about 15 min on my first time.
you prolly didnt want to know that
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you'd been drinking beer right?
 
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Aussie-

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uhm most girls say yes nowadays.

they just don't show up. hurts even more then saying no.


:great:
 
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pez

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Originally posted by Aussie-
uhm most girls say yes nowadays.

they just don't show up. hurts even more then saying no.


:great:
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or they send their mums instead
 
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-Nuked-

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Originally posted by healer_mcheal
Just keep your cool, when its your first time, youll probably cum in 30~ seconds but dont worry, youll improve with time.
and always use protection
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such good advice salty .. did you use protection :p
 
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healer_mcheal

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i learn from my mistakes lol. hence me telling him to
 
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