girls?!?!?

[rure]

wtf is wrong with them?!

I got seriosly PWNED by one of them tonite!

they say one thing but mean another thing, sleep at her place but "we are just friends".

PWNED big time!

 

[rure]

drop, VF, taranee, seeaira or someone else, explain to me

 

[dgit]

i know how you feel m8 i get pwnd all the damn time

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

What the crap is a girl?

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I wrote a book about girls if you would like to buy it?

Full of helpful advice on 'girl stuff' etc etc.

Here is an excerpt so you can get an idea of what you will be buying:

Chapter 1: So, you bought this book. Now what?

If you bought this book then one thing is painfully obvious:

YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK SUCK SUCK SUUUUCK!! The details of the credit card with which you used to buy this book have already been forwarded to my subsidiary company, 'Goons For Hire inc.' and they are sending a couple of thugs around to your place now to brand the word 'LOSER' onto your forehead. This should lower your self esteem enough to ensure that you will never be able to approach another girl ever again. If you still feel the urge to talk to girls then repeat the following words, "I suck. I suck big time!".

Of course, this method is not always 100% successful and so, in the following chapters, we will explore other methods of curing you of your problems, including joining a death cult, ingesting large amounts of uranium and visting the local dog pound with steaks tied to your crotch.

Sales are quite poor at the moment but I am hoping that they will pick up during the summer.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

It doesnt say loser! Its just a birth mark...

 

[bracken_woodman]

Originally posted by rure
they say one thing but mean another thing, sleep at her place but "we are just friends".

Maybe she was trying to fix you up with her mom ?

 

[rure]

Re: Re: girls?!?!?

Originally posted by bracken_woodman
Maybe she was trying to fix you up with her mom ?

grr.. she is older than me. but her mom is in your age






















sowwy m8. you know I wub you.

 

[rure]

Alla tjejer, dom är, dum-i-huvve...
Själv har man endast ett fel: Man är en jävla idiot!
Labil, frigid, lättretad...Kan ej dricka sprit
Vad är det för fel?
Lätt att lura, svår att bli av med: Quinna!
Lätt för att sura in i det sista: Quinna! Hora!
Tjackskadade lömska pilska spättor
Lismande luder från Amsterdam
Riv och slit. Klös och bit. Gråta
Kan ej sansa sig, Vad är det för fel?...


nerf.

 

['Shy]

Originally posted by rure
drop, VF, taranee, seeaira or someone else, explain to me

Drop? That's just Spiral pretending to be his sister

 

[Repent Reloaded]

Some girls have only been created to fuck up your mind and break your heart.

 

[Tasans]

You were owned by the "we are friends" line.
I havent spoken to a girl that did that to me for 2 years. No need for bullshit at this age.

 

[adari]

Re: Re: Re: girls?!?!?

Originally posted by rure
grr.. she is older than me. but her mom is in your age






















sowwy m8. you know I wub you.

could that make less sense?

 

[Ekydus]

Made sense to me...
rure is calling bracken_woodman old.

 

[FoXeH]

/em sighs

 

[lofff]

lol ^^

That sucks imo, damn whores ~~



Next time try this before going to her place:

 

['Shy]

Originally posted by rure
wtf is wrong with them?!

I got seriosly PWNED by one of them tonite!

they say one thing but mean another thing, sleep at her place but "we are just friends".

PWNED big time!

Maybes she'd got the painters in?

 

[Karam_gruul]

my x's last words were... "your starting to remind me of john", john being her wife beating x boyfriend hahahaha

nuff said

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Its like poetry karam.

 

[lofff]

lol karam that prolly helps to avoid the "we are just friends" thingies ^^

 

[old.shotgunstow]

Originally posted by rure
wtf is wrong with them?!

I got seriosly PWNED by one of them tonite!

they say one thing but mean another thing, sleep at her place but "we are just friends".

PWNED big time!

What is your feelings about her? you just want a one night stand or do u actually like her?

 

[Exiled]

Originally posted by Karam_gruul
my x's last words were... "your starting to remind me of john", john being her wife beating x boyfriend hahahaha

nuff said

karam, her (i use that term loosely) were hahahhahaha look at the size of that,

 

[Karam_gruul]

Originally posted by Exiled
karam, her (i use that term loosely) were hahahhahaha look at the size of that,

why, were you there too?

 

[old.shotgunstow]

Originally posted by Karam_gruul
why, were you there too?

He was indeed, we are aliens we see through your eyes.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

I dont

 

[bracken_woodman]

Re: Re: Re: girls?!?!?

Originally posted by rure
but her mom is in your age

Got her number?

 

[inuyasha]

Nerf girls...

Now THEY are owerpowered ^_^

but when i think about it...

just give us boys some tweaks instead
surely needed

 

[-venum-]

Originally posted by Karam_gruul
my x's last words were... "your starting to remind me of john", john being her wife beating x boyfriend hahahaha

nuff said

pwned!!!1

 

[old.shotgunstow]

Originally posted by inuyasha
Nerf girls...

Now THEY are owerpowered ^_^

but when i think about it...

just give us boys some tweaks instead
surely needed

You just need to know how to play women, then you can have them where you want them, when you want them, how you want them, etc

 

[lofff]

think inu is talking bout gayness ;|