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Sissyfoo

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Actually, there is a little thai hooker in Soho who ... er, we're talking about shaving products, aren't we? :eek:
 

Job

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There was something like 50,000 tons of fat liposucked from people in America last year, and it is entirely due to advertising constantly attaching their products to young models with perfect bodies.


We really have to start to think what we are and what we want to be.


Guys in Gillette adverts, 30 yr old bodybuilders with flawless skin, designer bathrooms, sharp suits, gorgeous girlfriends.

95% of males are nothing like that, even the actors will only look like that for short periods of their lives.

More fat, ugly people on telly please...makes me feel better.
 

Karam_Gruul

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wtf job, thats what makes the adverts so amazingly amazing... if you use gillette you WILL become a fighter pilot, fact.

or david beckham

fucking owns
 

Job

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I am a fighter pilot who plays for England in his spare time, in fact I'm just about to drop in the winning.....shit, just nicked myself.
 

Dillinja

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Job said:
There was something like 50,000 tons of fat liposucked from people in America last year, and it is entirely due to advertising constantly attaching their products to young models with perfect bodies.


We really have to start to think what we are and what we want to be.


Guys in Gillette adverts, 30 yr old bodybuilders with flawless skin, designer bathrooms, sharp suits, gorgeous girlfriends.

95% of males are nothing like that, even the actors will only look like that for short periods of their lives.

More fat, ugly people on telly please...makes me feel better.

But then that would be discrimination against good-looking people. :|
 

Job

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No more podge for me, lost a stone euro(6kg)

Took up smoking and lived on Pepsi Max.
 

old.Tohtori

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Prooobably the most useless thread in the past few weeks.

Not sure though.




Possibly flames towards me:

Prooobably the most useless reply ever.

or

Gillette pwns joor assor!!

or

F*ck off.

Aaanyway, have fun. :kissit:
 

Archeon

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I'd like to see some quantative (big word, ph34r m3h!!) evidence to backup Gillette's claims.
 

Escape

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why are crap ads like gillette's allowed, but adverts with meaning aren't, like Reeboks "Belly" ones.
Those should never have been banned, now england has obesity issues and it's all because they don't fear-the-belly! :mad:
 

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i love seeing ad's telling you to "fight cellulite with this product!!" being smeared on the firm toned slim thighs of some tahitian love goddess who's only ever seen cellulite in her nightmares, why not do an ad campaign where its being smeared on the wobbley, glutionous thighs of some big gal from peckham, then up date the ad every week to show her cellulite going down.....oh sorry i just realised why, cos it doesnt work! and they only ever show skinny birds eating special k, these are products aimed at women yet the modles they use are obviously drempt up by a bloke (or a lesbian), also they never show gals shaving their legs with the gillette mach 3 or what ever it is and her bf coming in and yelling "well done you tit youve knackered me razor now" if female leg hairs are all it takes to spanner this product, can it really be the best?
 

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not all footballers are good looking (wayne)
 

Ala

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Eww to using a mans razor on your legs darling. Wax it all off..the only way :eek:
 

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Ala said:
Eww to using a mans razor on your legs darling. Wax it all off..the only way :eek:
i have my own gillette!....bf moaned too much, i stick to my opionion leg wax is evil lol
 

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Ezteq said:
i have my own gillette!....bf moaned too much, i stick to my opionion leg wax is evil lol

Yeh well you try coming to shave in the morning, when you're half asleep and find your razor all hacked up by some birds leg hairs, not a pleasant experience losing half your face.
 

Binky the Bomb

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Tip: Want a woman to leave your razors alone? Use an electric razor, The tri-disk ones are good for the face, and rip out leg hairs for fun. Also, try learing to use a cut-throat (Suprisingly, not that difficult). Got mates who use the above methods and have had NO trouble with gf trying to use them.

Well that and the commet "Legs, arm-pits and bush. Shave it all or not at all." It's amasing how well that works on it's own, the ultimate compromise.
 

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Ezteq said:
i have my own gillette!....bf moaned too much, i stick to my opionion leg wax is evil lol

NOooooooooooooooo! Wax = less hair & finer over time. Shave = thicker & more of it over time :( You get used to it and ofc have it done professionaly...j00 must!! ;)
 

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Ala said:
NOooooooooooooooo! Wax = less hair & finer over time. Shave = thicker & more of it over time :( You get used to it and ofc have it done professionaly...j00 must!! ;)
ok ok i relent, im off on holiday later in year and seeing as i cant take me razon on plane (thx a bunch terrorists!) i'll have to try waxing, will buy some later and give a full progress report!
 

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you casn take a razor on the plane as long as its not in the hand luggage.

if you can bring samurai swords back in a suitecase legally, i cant see razors being much of a threat in their too.
 

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ive just brought sodding waxing strips now gah now you tell me! right here we go!!.....

rofl this is lame not only did it not work my leg is now covered in green gloop aswell as being hairy
 

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My girl friend made me have a leg wax, well not made more of curiocity thing on my side.

All i can say is sweet William of Scotland it fecking hurt like no tomorrow.
I also met a some body builder bloke who goes for a S/B/C treatment all the time :eek7:

And bring back Belly gonna get ya advert!
 

Binky the Bomb

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Ezteq said:
ive just brought sodding waxing strips now gah now you tell me! right here we go!!.....

rofl this is lame not only did it not work my leg is now covered in green gloop aswell as being hairy

Such a lovely mental image. So you could have covered your legs in Green jelly, and no-one would have been the wiser?

Could be worse though....
 

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