gillette..

[Karam_Gruul]

truely is the best a man can get

god that advert pwns

 

[Sissyfoo]

Actually, there is a little thai hooker in Soho who ... er, we're talking about shaving products, aren't we?

 

[swords]

Cheers Spamigo! you maketh meh smile!

 

[Job]

There was something like 50,000 tons of fat liposucked from people in America last year, and it is entirely due to advertising constantly attaching their products to young models with perfect bodies.


We really have to start to think what we are and what we want to be.


Guys in Gillette adverts, 30 yr old bodybuilders with flawless skin, designer bathrooms, sharp suits, gorgeous girlfriends.

95% of males are nothing like that, even the actors will only look like that for short periods of their lives.

More fat, ugly people on telly please...makes me feel better.

 

[Karam_Gruul]

wtf job, thats what makes the adverts so amazingly amazing... if you use gillette you WILL become a fighter pilot, fact.

or david beckham

fucking owns

 

[Job]

I am a fighter pilot who plays for England in his spare time, in fact I'm just about to drop in the winning.....shit, just nicked myself.

 

[Dillinja]

There was something like 50,000 tons of fat liposucked from people in America last year, and it is entirely due to advertising constantly attaching their products to young models with perfect bodies.


We really have to start to think what we are and what we want to be.


Guys in Gillette adverts, 30 yr old bodybuilders with flawless skin, designer bathrooms, sharp suits, gorgeous girlfriends.

95% of males are nothing like that, even the actors will only look like that for short periods of their lives.

More fat, ugly people on telly please...makes me feel better.

But then that would be discrimination against good-looking people. :|

 

[Sissyfoo]

Yea! We have rights too!!

 

[Job]

No more podge for me, lost a stone euro(6kg)

Took up smoking and lived on Pepsi Max.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Prooobably the most useless thread in the past few weeks.

Not sure though.




Possibly flames towards me:

Prooobably the most useless reply ever.

or

Gillette pwns joor assor!!

or

F*ck off.

Aaanyway, have fun. :kissit:

 

[Archeon]

I'd like to see some quantative (big word, ph34r m3h!!) evidence to backup Gillette's claims.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

If you got the time, look for an advert for "Tit's an Ass" beer.
It's a comedy file (obv) but it's what everyone wants in an advert.

Got a copy off of KaZaA a while ago, but it's too big to upload, and me no website to place it on (mores the pity).

Scratch that, found it.
http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=print&sid=567

 

[Escape]

why are crap ads like gillette's allowed, but adverts with meaning aren't, like Reeboks "Belly" ones.
Those should never have been banned, now england has obesity issues and it's all because they don't fear-the-belly!

 

[Escape]

Belly's gonna get ya!

 

[Dillinja]

It was banned?! That sucks!

 

[Ezteq]

i love seeing ad's telling you to "fight cellulite with this product!!" being smeared on the firm toned slim thighs of some tahitian love goddess who's only ever seen cellulite in her nightmares, why not do an ad campaign where its being smeared on the wobbley, glutionous thighs of some big gal from peckham, then up date the ad every week to show her cellulite going down.....oh sorry i just realised why, cos it doesnt work! and they only ever show skinny birds eating special k, these are products aimed at women yet the modles they use are obviously drempt up by a bloke (or a lesbian), also they never show gals shaving their legs with the gillette mach 3 or what ever it is and her bf coming in and yelling "well done you tit youve knackered me razor now" if female leg hairs are all it takes to spanner this product, can it really be the best?

 

[Sissyfoo]

What?

 

[Dillinja]

What?

Seconded.

 

[Moo]

not all footballers are good looking (wayne)

 

[Ala]

Eww to using a mans razor on your legs darling. Wax it all off..the only way

 

[Etaew]

tis yummy for longer that way

 

[Ezteq]

Eww to using a mans razor on your legs darling. Wax it all off..the only way

i have my own gillette!....bf moaned too much, i stick to my opionion leg wax is evil lol

 

[Bunnytwo]

i have my own gillette!....bf moaned too much, i stick to my opionion leg wax is evil lol

Yeh well you try coming to shave in the morning, when you're half asleep and find your razor all hacked up by some birds leg hairs, not a pleasant experience losing half your face.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Tip: Want a woman to leave your razors alone? Use an electric razor, The tri-disk ones are good for the face, and rip out leg hairs for fun. Also, try learing to use a cut-throat (Suprisingly, not that difficult). Got mates who use the above methods and have had NO trouble with gf trying to use them.

Well that and the commet "Legs, arm-pits and bush. Shave it all or not at all." It's amasing how well that works on it's own, the ultimate compromise.

 

[Ala]

i have my own gillette!....bf moaned too much, i stick to my opionion leg wax is evil lol

NOooooooooooooooo! Wax = less hair & finer over time. Shave = thicker & more of it over time You get used to it and ofc have it done professionaly...j00 must!!

 

[Ezteq]

NOooooooooooooooo! Wax = less hair & finer over time. Shave = thicker & more of it over time You get used to it and ofc have it done professionaly...j00 must!!

ok ok i relent, im off on holiday later in year and seeing as i cant take me razon on plane (thx a bunch terrorists!) i'll have to try waxing, will buy some later and give a full progress report!

 

[tris-]

you casn take a razor on the plane as long as its not in the hand luggage.

if you can bring samurai swords back in a suitecase legally, i cant see razors being much of a threat in their too.

 

[Ezteq]

ive just brought sodding waxing strips now gah now you tell me! right here we go!!.....

rofl this is lame not only did it not work my leg is now covered in green gloop aswell as being hairy

 

[Deacan]

My girl friend made me have a leg wax, well not made more of curiocity thing on my side.

All i can say is sweet William of Scotland it fecking hurt like no tomorrow.
I also met a some body builder bloke who goes for a S/B/C treatment all the time

And bring back Belly gonna get ya advert!

 

[Binky the Bomb]

ive just brought sodding waxing strips now gah now you tell me! right here we go!!.....

rofl this is lame not only did it not work my leg is now covered in green gloop aswell as being hairy

Such a lovely mental image. So you could have covered your legs in Green jelly, and no-one would have been the wiser?

Could be worse though....