GGgngnnnnnn1!!

[Tom]

DAMMIT

I've had a piece of celery stuck between my teeth for 6 hours now and the little bastard will not come out!

 

[ECA]

In other news my 1mb adsl arrived today.

 

[scooby-doo]

there are worse thing than celery you could have stuck between your teef m8

 

[Ekydus]

Cocktail sticks.

 

[Sleet]

Originally posted by ECA
In other news my 1mb adsl arrived today.

mines due in a couple of days!! )))


in other news....

Anyone else see it ?

the celery i mean

 

[Sleet]

or is it more one of those little unreachables as opposed to a big chunk you didnt realise was ther until 5 mins ago?

 

[old.tRoG]

I found a chunk of popcorn in my mouth a few minutes ago.

I ate a wee bag of popcorn while I watched Zulu, approx. 10 hours ago.

Cleanliness is next to godliness, and all that.

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by Ekydus
Cocktail sticks.

I use whatever is to hand, pen knife, fork, whatever i can get between my teeth.

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by Sleet
or is it more one of those little unreachables as opposed to a big chunk you didnt realise was ther until 5 mins ago?

Its a little 1/2 inch long sliver, that won't fucking budge. God damn its gonna be satisfying when it eventually moves.

 

[Sleet]

Originally posted by Tom
Its a little 1/2 inch long sliver, that won't fucking budge. God damn its gonna be satisfying when it eventually moves.

And you get to taste your dinner for a 2nd time! so only one winner

 

[Swift^]

Serves you right for eating the most pointless food on the planet.

 

[xane]

I have an annoying gap at the back of my teeth, you can guarentee that certain foods always end up there, usually apple, bacon, popcorn, etc.

I had a crown fitted to try and close the gap, went through two weeks of agony and carved up a perfectly healthy tooth, yet it still gets stuff caught in it.

I use a needle or floss.

 

[Sleet]

Got to agree with that, can't stand celery!


Although i like leak and onion soup so i'm not one to criticize

 

[Sleet]

Originally posted by xane
I have an annoying gap at the back of my teeth, you can guarentee that certain foods always end up there, usually apple, bacon, popcorn, etc.

I had a crown fitted to try and close the gap, went through two weeks of agony and carved up a perfectly healthy tooth, yet it still gets stuff caught in it.

I use a needle or floss.

My wisdom teeth coming in at the mo, if any is in same position put a few XXX mints in your mouth and crunch them down real quick so theres lots of bits. As well as having to endure excrutiating pain it passes the time picking them out at work during quiet periods

 

[Sir Frizz]

Pubic hair is the worst.

 

[FatBusinessman]

Thanks for that Frizz.

 

[Xavier]

Originally posted by scooby-doo
there are worse thing than celery you could have stuck between your teef m8

ginger pubes? uke:

 

[Xavier]

Originally posted by Sir Frizz
Pubic hair is the worst.

beat me to it, heh

 

[Sir Frizz]

See? Xav knows all about it, so shaddap Fatty.

 

[Jonaldo]

The fur of your new girlfriends pet is the worst thing to have between your teeth..

 

[-fus-]

Originally posted by Jonaldo
The fur of your new girlfriends pet is the worst thing to have between your teeth..

Elaborate please

 

[Xavier]

Isn't that what Frizzeh and I said? heh

 

[The-Don]

I hate having a good steak and then finding half of it wedged between certain teeth at the back of my gob... (too much information, I know)

 

[kameleon]

Could be worse, you could find a handgrenade between your teeth instead of the pin.

 

[Farsight]

Isnt it weird though that, when you do get something stuck between your teeth its nigh on impossible to keep your tongue away from it for more than about 10 seconds?

Same with ulcers, and loose fillings, and gaps, and broken teeth and those funny little blistery things you get occasionally

 

[Maq-attack]

Leave it in, let it grow and grow....... voila! a brand new stick of celery to waste your time eating! YAY!

j/k celery tastes great.......... if you like the taste of stringy crunchy water.

 

[Swift^]

Celery in not being 'food' by definition shocker:

1. Material, usually of plant or animal origin, that contains or consists of essential body nutrients, such as carbohydrates, fats, proteins, vitamins, or minerals, and is ingested and assimilated by an organism to produce energy, stimulate growth, and maintain life.
2. A specified kind of nourishment: breakfast food; plant food.
3. Nourishment eaten in solid form: food and drink.
4. Something that nourishes or sustains in a way suggestive of physical nourishment: food for thought; food for the soul.

1. Celery takes away more from your body than it gives you. It will not produce any form of energy, or anything,
2. Specified denourisher.
3. Yes, it is eaten. But again, there is no nourishment involved.
4. As above, again.

So - celery isn't even food by defnition, the only thing it is is 'edible'.

Classy.

 

[Testin da Cable]

microsoft was very slow yesterday. I only managed to dl the halo demo at 489KB/s

 

[Swift^]

I managed to save the world by not downloading that shit.

 

[Testin da Cable]

hey, I download shit all the time!