funny quotes!!!!

[Soha]

This one is awesome =)

small but u get the point ... =)

 

[Erulin]

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking." - Katherine Cebrian

"The covers of this book are too far apart." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

 

[Dillinja]

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

 

[Cadelin]

Camelot addict ftw

It's from GU comics (unless they both did it!)

 

[Frozensolid]

Lazyness is nothing but the habit to rest before you get tired

 

[Gahn]

"Did you have a good world when you died? Enough to base a movie on? ..."

 

[Hawkwind]

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

- Douglas Adams :worthy:

"He hasn't a single redeeming vice" - Oscar Wilde

"A child growing up in an excessively safe environment may never learn that he is one - not until he gets married and has a wife to tell him so."

- P J O'Rourke