Funny jokes?

[fenrisan]

A woman walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the
counter.

" I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress", she says.

"Come again ?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.

"No", she replies, "This time it's mayonnaise".

 

[Sparda]

Read this first, then scroll down.

The lady of the house was unhappy with her car and complained to her husbond!

"I want my christmaspresent to surprise me this year! When I floor it, I want it to go from 0 too 100 in less than 4 seconds" she said. " And preferably in a light-blue color".

Filled with excitement as to what her husbond bought her for christmas, scroll down and see for yourself.

 

[Vladamir]

Read this first, then scroll down.

The lady of the house was unhappy with her car and complained to her husbond!

"I want my christmaspresent to surprise me this year! When I floor it, I want it to go from 0 too 100 in less than 4 seconds" she said. " And preferably in a light-blue color".

Filled with excitement as to what her husbond bought her for christmas, scroll down and see for yourself.

Ahahaha, repped

 

[Nate]

23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

congax, i don't get it by looking at the pictars did 4 arrows come to the junction and then play papers,scissors,stone and get confused due to being colour blind then mash it up in the middle, and the sun came out?