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for me it would be getting hit by a bus 
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Coim-
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Sounds fucking hilarious.
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Conchabar
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Originally posted by Coim-
Sounds fucking hilarious.
twas a double decker an all
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Aoami
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Watching my friend get hit my a lorry was pretty funny, in the same vein as your comment.
However, the funniest moment of my life would probably be when, while walking thorugh town a friend of mine wasn't looking where he was going and walked straight into a bus shelter.
(p.s - can prolly think of funnier if i have time, but you have me thinking of buses :/)
However, the funniest moment of my life would probably be when, while walking thorugh town a friend of mine wasn't looking where he was going and walked straight into a bus shelter.
(p.s - can prolly think of funnier if i have time, but you have me thinking of buses :/)
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Belsameth
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Originally posted by Conchabar
for me it would be getting hit by a bus
you getting hit by a bus would be pretty funny for the rest of us as well
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Thats almost ironic.
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old_saxo
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I was 1 sec from getting drived over at a hollyday in China my bro saved my life was funny
was funny
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kirennia
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Okay, my imfamous fly incident.
Was sitting down to a gr8 meal, really was fantastic, I hadn't eaten in ages...getting down to the last few mouthfuls, y'know, the bit that you save til last cause it's just fantastic. Then I noticed a fly had just landed on the table. The bastard bounced twice on the table, then jumped at my face, bounced off my forehead and into my f***ing ear...
The bitch was still alive, buzzing and buzzing, stupid me, as soon as it when into my ear, I squashed it in with my little finger and as I later found out, pushed it next to my ear drum. Every time it buzzed inside my ear I winced like a fool and bowed my head. So I went into the kitchen and poured cooking oil into my ear to drown it...
My mum tried to take it out with tweezers but the thing just wouldn't come out so I ended up having to be driven to hospital. Went into A&E with my head tilted to one side with cooking oil all around my ear...telling the secretary I had a f***ing fly in my ear was embarressing as hell
Went up to the doctor and he used a kinda like pin vacuum thing to pull it out. Scary thing was first thing he pulled out was an egg.....Then a log thin fly. I was told any further and it wouldn't of been reachable and I would of had to of had anaesthetic to have it removed surgically :/
Needless to say the doctors all had a giggle about it and after that, I grew my hair. Everytime I now hear a fly i wince and put my hair down over my ears :/
That was my year of SEVERE bad luck and many stupid funny stories that I wont post.
Was never the same after that
Was sitting down to a gr8 meal, really was fantastic, I hadn't eaten in ages...getting down to the last few mouthfuls, y'know, the bit that you save til last cause it's just fantastic. Then I noticed a fly had just landed on the table. The bastard bounced twice on the table, then jumped at my face, bounced off my forehead and into my f***ing ear...
The bitch was still alive, buzzing and buzzing, stupid me, as soon as it when into my ear, I squashed it in with my little finger and as I later found out, pushed it next to my ear drum. Every time it buzzed inside my ear I winced like a fool and bowed my head. So I went into the kitchen and poured cooking oil into my ear to drown it...
My mum tried to take it out with tweezers but the thing just wouldn't come out so I ended up having to be driven to hospital. Went into A&E with my head tilted to one side with cooking oil all around my ear...telling the secretary I had a f***ing fly in my ear was embarressing as hell
Went up to the doctor and he used a kinda like pin vacuum thing to pull it out. Scary thing was first thing he pulled out was an egg.....Then a log thin fly. I was told any further and it wouldn't of been reachable and I would of had to of had anaesthetic to have it removed surgically :/
Needless to say the doctors all had a giggle about it and after that, I grew my hair. Everytime I now hear a fly i wince and put my hair down over my ears :/
That was my year of SEVERE bad luck and many stupid funny stories that I wont post.
Was never the same after that
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old.Dillinja
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I fell off my chair once.
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old.TeaSpoon
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I fell out of a first floor window once....
Ok, I wasn't actually on the first floor, just hanging from the window I was trying to get into, when I lost my grip, landed on the box I had put ontop of the wheelie bin I was using to get up there, fell as the box slipped off the bin and landed on my back on the floor.
Ok, I wasn't actually on the first floor, just hanging from the window I was trying to get into, when I lost my grip, landed on the box I had put ontop of the wheelie bin I was using to get up there, fell as the box slipped off the bin and landed on my back on the floor.
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dimerian
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When I decided to register to BW.