Funniest lines heard in a movie?

[skilth/karlos]

any no the one from snakes on a plane

Holy shit theres too many mother fucking snakes on this damn mother fucking plane :/

Think thats rite
Laughed my tits off

 

[Imgormiel]

Any line in Bad Santa with Billy Bob Thornton.

 

[Cemeterygates]

some fuckin class lines in full metal jacket...one of my fave films.
gotta feel sorry for private pile at times....but i guess it just shows the whole dehumanization process...which is part of going into the marine core/most military units....just kinda shows your either strong enough/ready for it or ya aint.
"i dont know but i've been told, eskimo pussy is mighty cold!" lol

 

[Chance]

Dad: What have u done to my daughter?
Micheal Jackson: For god sake she's a girl!

scary movie 3

 

[Dannus]

(Jesus Camp)

Incredibly fat,bitter,evangelic chick: Somebody get your tools out and lets just fix this old world! Kids u gotta change things. We've got too many christian goners that are FAT and LAZY, they dont wanna give up their evening meal, they dont wanna fastfood gibber gabber blakkablakka.

Couldn´t make out that last part but this is still imo the most ironic line I've ever heard in a documentary. Those that haven't seen the film, well... lets just say she's being the biggest hypocrit ever.

 

[Vasconcelos]

Gotta luv this film, "Heartbreak Ridge". Boy! Clint is awesome and his quotes when hes on instruction duties are rich

"Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning."

Mario Van Peebles: [addresing Clint, after disobeying his orders] This is Swede Johanson, one of my "biggest" friends.
Swede Johanson: [who is a fuckin 7ft tank]: I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck.