funneh dumb people

[Trinilim]

Post the most ridiculous (but true) story that you've ever heard about

A man was rushed to the hospital and died later that night. The man had complained about difficulty breathing. He apparently was trying to use a nasal spray in the dark and grabbed the wrong bottle. What he grabbed was a bottle of glue.

 

[loxleyhood]

My brother has the same stupid things callender Trin

A french man decided to commit suicide in a most complicated way.

He tied a noose round his neck and jumped off a high cliff. Before he jumped he set himself on fire and swollowed some poison. Finally when he jumped he tried to shoot himself in the head.

Unfortunatly when he fired he shot through the rope and plunged into the sea, putting out the flames and the shock made him vomit up the poison.

He died in hospital three days later of pneumonia.

 

[rure_]

And then there is this story about everyone that tries to solo without buffs in emain.

 

[Arnor]

Originally posted by rure_
And then there is this story about everyone that tries to solo without buffs in emain.

thats ME!

 

[Eggy]

i once drank some kitchen descaler

 

[Kurik BHM]

Originally posted by loxleyhood
My brother has the same stupid things callender Trin

A french man decided to commit suicide in a most complicated way.

He tied a noose round his neck and jumped off a high cliff. Before he jumped he set himself on fire and swollowed some poison. Finally when he jumped he tried to shoot himself in the head.

Unfortunatly when he fired he shot through the rope and plunged into the sea, putting out the flames and the shock made him vomit up the poison.

He died in hospital three days later of pneumonia.

lol

what a loser

 

[thorwyntf]

One guy from my class some years ago made his graduation exams in mathematics and had to solve a pretty complicated mathematic problem in front of a couple of teachers. He went through the entire process flawlessly, writing down every step on the chalkboard as required and his result was:

sin x/ x

He stood there, watching his result for a minute, then eliminated both x´s and ended his performance with

sin

He didn´t make the graduation btw.

 

[Repent Reloaded]

A french man decided to commit suicide in a most complicated way.

He tied a noose round his neck and jumped off a high cliff. Before he jumped he set himself on fire and swollowed some poison. Finally when he jumped he tried to shoot himself in the head.

Unfortunatly when he fired he shot through the rope and plunged into the sea, putting out the flames and the shock made him vomit up the poison.

He died in hospital three days later of pneumonia.

LOL

 

[Aoami]

a friend of mine (well i say friend, an obese mental retard i know would be more precise), who works at PC World, once recieved a complaint from a couple of old dears asking why the cup holder on their new computer kept closing when they touched it.

 

[Kicks]

I worked in PC World once best one I sawthat I can remember was someone asked which mouse mat would be compatible with their PC we helpfully pointed them at the green one

 

[BrassMonkey]

A woman in America sued a DIY company for letting children run around freely in their stores, she had tripped on a child and broke her ankle.

Here's the stupid part, it was her own son!

Here's the even more stupid part, she won the court case and got loads of compensation.

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A guy (also American) bought a Winibago (sp?) with cruise control function (keeps a constant speed). He sued the company that made the car after he put it on cruise control and left it to its own devices, it crashed at the first bend as he didn't know it 'didn't turn corners' which the sales people had failed to point out to him.

He also won, and got a shit load of money and a brand new Winibago :doh:

 

[thorwyntf]

Our support guy received a call from a customer, saying that his new game wouldn´t work correctly. After describing the problem, your support guy told him that this sounds like a directX problem. He said "the latest version of DirectX is on your game CD, just take a look at your CD". And in the background, one could hear the noise of an opening CD device... and the customer said: "Where? I can´t see anything on the CD?"

 

[loxleyhood]

Oh, theres that great story I love about the American who sued McDonald's for making him fat.

 

[Ekydus]

Yeah I heard about that too Loxleyhood. It was something about not putting a warning on the package of the food, even though it was a fast food restaurant. AND he beat them in court too.

 

[old.job]

I was beating my mates girlfriend at trivial pursuit and she was getting more and more pissed off, so Ilet her pick any question to ask me.
She looked through them all and picked one she thought I wouldn't get.

"Name an American desert starting with C" she said

Holy crap, that had me stumped, I didn't know one, let alone one starting with C.

I'm going through them all in my head, Death Valley, painted desert, Arizona desert.

"do you give up she smirks?"

"yes" I said.

She smugly announces the answer

"CHEESECAKE!!!!"

This will take a few seconds for you to get

 

[Karam_gruul]

Originally posted by old.job
I was beating my mates girlfriend at trivial pursuit and she was getting more and more pissed off, so Ilet her pick any question to ask me.
She looked through them all and picked one she thought I wouldn't get.

"Name an American desert starting with C" she said

Holy crap, that had me stumped, I didn't know one, let alone one starting with C.

I'm going through them all in my head, Death Valley, painted desert, Arizona desert.

"do you give up she smirks?"

"yes" I said.

She smugly announces the answer

"CHEESECAKE!!!!"

This will take a few seconds for you to get

desert is prenounced differently to desert (sandy one), so unless you were playing over the net, then im afraid u made that up

 

[Driwen]

Originally posted by Karam_gruul
desert is prenounced differently to desert (sandy one), so unless you were playing over the net, then im afraid u made that up

i think the pronounciation thing is what is the point actually

BTW nerf english for having 2 words written same way, but having 2 pronounciations for it

 

[Urme the Legend]

Originally posted by Karam_gruul
desert is prenounced differently to desert (sandy one), so unless you were playing over the net, then im afraid u made that up

Or she prenounced it wrong

 

[Karam_gruul]

this is quite funny, guy at work just played a trick on someone...

says to him, omg ring this number, its my mates number, he has such a funny answer phone message, he had it specially done.

so he tells him the number, and he starts ringing it. he's sitting there, for a while, then someone answers, "hello, borehamwood police station"

rofl, nearly died of laughter, he nearly cried

 

[Ekydus]

That would be a funny answering machine message, yes.

 

[Urme the Legend]

Originally posted by Karam_gruul
this is quite funny, guy at work just played a trick on someone...

says to him, omg ring this number, its my mates number, he has such a funny answer phone message, he had it specially done.

so he tells him the number, and he starts ringing it. he's sitting there, for a while, then someone answers, "hello, borehamwood police station"

rofl, nearly died of laughter, he nearly cried

Eh.. just have to say.. "Sorry wrong number. Click" ... he nearly cried irl because calling a Police Station?

 

[Karam_gruul]

Originally posted by Urme the Legend
Eh.. just have to say.. "Sorry wrong number. Click" ... he nearly cried irl because calling a Police Station?

what... so... say click instead of bye?? interesting..

noob

and no he nearly cried irl coz stfu

 

[chi_]

Originally posted by Karam_gruul
what... so... say click instead of bye?? interesting..

noob

and no he nearly cried irl coz stfu

lol

 

[old.job]

Duh!!!!!!!!!!!

She read it wrong people, cheescake is a DESSERT, with 2 s's.

she said DESERT, which threw me, but of course made her look a complete twot when she announed the answer