Rant Fucking X-Factor

[Deebs]

Just channel hopping and I see some bird in a black leather outfit with bunny style ears on talking about an act and saying "Totally smashed it". WTF?

Is this teenage talk?

 

[Clown]

Old man. That's how we speak down here.

 

[Deebs]

Old man. That's how we speak down here.

Yeh but Cher Lloyd...

 

[Clown]

Huh?

 

[Deebs]

Huh?

Nevermind.

 

[Access Denied]

X Factor is a pile of wank that needs to be killed with fire. Simples.

 

[Aph3x]

That was Tulisa, queen of the chavs.

 

[Overdriven]

That was Tulisa, queen of the chavs.

Would certainly smack that in leather though

 

[Deebs]

That was Tulisa, queen of the chavs.

Ah, that shows my lack of knowledge. Who is she? How is she qualified to be a judge?

 

[Mabs]

"some random chav" judging on "lowest common denominator tv".. i dont see why not ?

 

[Soazak]

She's in a group called N-Dubz, shit music, but she's really hot.

 

[Deebs]

She's in a group called N-Dubz, shit music, but she's really hot.

Ah, ok. Yeh she is doable.

 

[Raven]

She hangs around with someone called Dappy (of all things) who looks like some sort of diet Prince crossed with a ferret.

 

[Sydrik]

She can hang around with who she like with tits and body like that.
I'd fucking split her like a banana

 

[Deebs]

She can hang around with who she like with tits and body like that.
I'd fucking split her like a banana

Love it, also can we apply the same to Cher Lloyd?

 

[Sydrik]

On the pure basis that I reckon she is dirtier than the london sewer system. Yes. Yes we can.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

You are so, so, so old Deebs. You're making throddy look like he needs a nappy change.

 

[Tom]

I rather like what Annie Lennox had to say about X Factor:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzBVBwU-5jc&feature=relmfu

 

[Kryten]

This thread is useless without pictures of the offending judge. Actual ones, you know, in the leather et al.

 

[Edmond]

I'm assuming he means this one, i dont watch X Factor btw, but she is nice

 

[Job]

She can sing, but the queen of the chavs sums it up, gagged all her 'gangsta' rapper mates, who no-ones ever heard of to do the new charity record and one of them trying to apologise for selling out by saying 'I know, but we've made it sick man!'

 

[old.user4556]

Tulisa is one of the most beautiful women ever to grace God's earth.

Shame she's tasteless and chavy. I reckon she'd do it up the bum on the first date.

 

[Lakih]

FU guys, i watch the x-factor (clips from youtube)
Some of the contenders can sing quite well, Tulisa is 'effing hot! and you dont have to think while you watch it... its an hour or so of not having to think about anything while getting a preview on what you will hear on radio for the next few months.

 

[Raven]

I won't hear any of it on the radio tyvm

 

[Everz]

I'd shaft Tulisa till my knob is raw.

 

[old.user4556]

Katy Perry
Zooey Deschanel
Tulisa Constantinopopadumalous
Avy Scott
Blake Lively
Sophia Bush

Must be my new top five six.

Edit: top six, I must have six

 

[Wij]

meh

 

[caLLous]

Agree entirely about Zooey Deschanel, she is fully awesome in so many different ways.

 

[old.user4556]

Not enough animals and phallic objects in there for you Wij?

 

[Raven]

Katy Perry
Zooey Deschanel
Tulisa Constantinopopadumalous
Avy Scott
Blake Lively
Sophia Bush

Must be my new top five six.

Edit: top six, I must have six

No Karen Gillan? Katy Perry though? Really? Is body hair a turn on to scots?