DocWolfe
Part of the furniture
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- Jan 3, 2005
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tris- said:lol, your fuck ups are funny though man. i bet even you laughed at them.
i was lookin for the sad ones. but still, it doesnt matter. post more though people, they r teh funny
i will do some of mine.
lost my virginity to a 23 yr old when i was 17. she thought i was 21 and didnt know i was a virgin lol. and everything was still going ok till i decided to tell the truth.
got drunk on a pint of mixed spiirits when i was 12, at home with my friend. he went unconcious and threw up on my ceiling. i was just crying. we went to hospital. i took time off school.
nearly had a 3 some with this girl, with my step uncle who is only 2 yrs older than me. i fucked up when we are all nearly going at it and let me uncle tell her we r relatives. then she wasnt up for it anymore. he got her him self.
just now i smoked a load of weed and i thnk i let the room stink out too much.
2 man spit roast... with a relative... do you tell interesting stories around the sunday dinner table...?
I was offered a 2 man spit roast, and then if I did it I was offered a 2 girl threesome... but the guy whose girlfriend offered wasn't up for it he found it freaky... well I am his best mate
my biggest fuck up was going out with a bird for 7 months and then getting dumped and then realising finally that she was fat ugly and I can do much better, and I did.