Friday the 13th

[whipped]

Anyone had anything weird happen yet today?

Here's my story.

The head security guard at my University just had an interesting experience. A slightly dodgy looking man, with a vacent look in his eyes, came to the building's main reception and a conversation began that went something like this.

Man : "Where are the classes?"
Guard : "Which classes?"
Man : "Any Classes."
Guard : "Are you a student?"
Man : "Yep"
Guard : "Can I see your ID card then"

At this point the man produces an ID card that expired 2 years ago.

Guard : "You can't come in with that."
Man : "Ok, what's your name?"
Guard : "Why do you want to know my name?"

The man leans forward, looks around and whispers.

Man : "Because, I'm an Alien"
Guard : "You're an Alien?"
Man : "Yep"

At this point that man starts failing his hands around and making strange whooping noises. (Maybe Alien talk)

Guard : "Ok, so you're really an Alien?"
Man : "Oh, yes"
Guard : "Well, fuck off back to your own planet then"

The strange man is promptly escorted from the premises.

Some days can be really weird.

 

[LTF]

Smashed wing mirrors with an on coming car on the wrong side of the road this morning

It wasn't my fault which is good, but insurance claims are a painin the arse :/

 

[Panda On Smack]

heh, people are just gonna blag it coz of the date

 

[Durzel]

Surely with a wingmirror it'd be worth paying for it out of your pocket rather than lose NCB? (which Im assuming you have)

 

[LTF]

It was a young lad, i said i'd get a quote (£130) and he could pay it without going through insurance. He was quite grateful, i felt sorry for him becuase he shat his pants and was nearly crying :/

 

[ECA]

This big bloke with knives for fingers attacked me in a dream I had.

More fool him, cuz Wij was also there so he got a right royal fisting.

 

[dysfunction]

Nobody deserves that kind of punishment tbh

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by LTF
Smashed wing mirrors with an on coming car on the wrong side of the road this morning

ooohhh Deja Vu.

happened to me on Wednesday. Least your guy stopped - mine fecking sped off a great speed.

Was a narrow country road - enough room for 2 cars (his a clio - mine a Saxe) to pass. I was on the grass verge and he still fecking hit me.,

Only hope he had electric wingmirrors and his smashed to feck to.

£26 for me

 

[nylex23]

Had P2 today.. was such an easy paper.

 

[Jonny_Darko]

God knows how it happened but I managed to violently headbutt my monitor and open a cut across my chin this morning.

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
......... I was on the grass verge and he still fecking hit me.,

He was trying to avoid your enourmous arse.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I feel a bit down for some reason.

Evil date.

 

[Wilier]

Having just spoken to Mrs Wil senior, it turns out that I was born on Friday 13th.

:help:

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Wilier
He was trying to avoid your enourmous arse.

as opposed to driving between the crack of your gigantic renal area?

 

[whipped]

Willer are the DEVIL!!!

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Wilier
Having just spoken to Mrs Wil senior, it turns out that I was born on Friday 13th.

:help:

you sound surprised. Bet you have 666 tattooed on yer boday. check everywhere (not your tadger tho - it wouldnt fit on there. You will probably need major assistance in checking your arse tho (see previous post)

 

[Wilier]

poof

 

[TedTheDog]

I was also born on a Friday 13th.
Just goes to show.

 

[whipped]

TTD are the DEVIL!!!

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by TedTheDog
I was also born on a Friday 13th.
Just goes to show.

Goes to show what exactley :uhoh:

 

[mank!]

I went into Oxford, walked about a bit, had lunch, walked about a bit then went and had a drink at The Head Of The River, which is a nice little pub by the river. Most pleasant.

 

[old.Fweddy]

I sat a two hour media exam, then went and bought Rise Of Nations.

 

[Clowneh!]

Originally posted by Wilier
Goes to show what exactley :uhoh:

that he wont unban bodhi and .cage?

 

[nylex23]

Anyone else do Edexcel's P2 today?

 

[Sharma]

Friday 13th, heh ive been awfuly ill today

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by mank!
I went into Oxford, walked about a bit, had lunch, walked about a bit then went and had a drink at The Head Of The River, which is a nice little pub by the river. Most pleasant.

It's funny really as I know the barman and he laced your pint with poison.

By the time you read this you should be in considerable pain and growing green lumps.

 

[Ash!]

Got a warning of my test tube of a boss(When I say test tube I mean some wanker born at the age of 26+ and a text book mananger) for making too may persoanl callscore calling hours in 1 week despite being top performer on our team for fucking agesI am an account manager for a rather large company that is stuck in the 70's. The only way they can see getting the best out of staff is constantly bolloking them or disciplining them (sp.)

 

[Damini]

Well, I went to Blockbusters and the car smelt like a petrol pump, so my brother lifted the bonnet when we got there and had a look - petrol spraying all over the place. A pipe had gone or something. Had to wait for the AA man to come and semi fix it until I get to a garage.

I get a sneaking suspicion I could have blown up if I'd carried on driving.

 

[The Kingpin]

After i came out of the pictures at around 5pm,
Burger King closed early, i was gutted.

Bad luck indeed.

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by leggy
It's funny really as I know the barman and he laced your pint with poison.

By the time you read this you should be in considerable pain and growing green lumps.

Not yet...