Forums getting slower?

[]SK[]

Is it me or are these forums getting slower?

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[Testin da Cable]

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aye.

 

[S-Gray]

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[Wij]

5 secs or so.

It's p00ey !

 

[legendario]

The web has dissolved my patience and my concentration span.

I feel a temper brew as we speak ffs !!!11 1!!^%

 

[legendario]

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sorted

 

[]SK[]

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Rah

 

[Wij]

\o/

w00t...

etc...

 

[xane]

Eddys in the space-time continuum.

 

[Testin da Cable]

get him out quick!

 

[Summo]

Boh!

 

[Gumbo]

I wonder what the problem was

 

[Testin da Cable]

I heard Ted was using the database server to back up his collection of pokemon pr0n.

 

[dysfunction]

seems to be back to normal now

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[TedTheDog]

DBs said rude words, thumped php and then said "it wasnt me" when the forums started going normal speed again.

 

[MYstIC G]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I heard Ted was using the database server to back up his collection of pokemon pr0n.

there isn't a database server in the world that could handle that job without grinding to a halt

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by TedTheDog
DBs said rude words, deleted my pr0n stash, then said "it wasnt me" when I asked where the 800 meg squirtle.avi had gone. strangely the forums started going normal speed again.

 

[Insane]

seems everybodys bastardising quotes from ted today

*returns to shadows*

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Insane
seems everybodys bastardising quotes from ted today

*returns to shadows*

You...you...Lurker you!

 

[]SK[]

DBs also said he shaves his pubes as it makes his cock look bigger.

[14:07:13] <+DBs^> Have u ever trimmed yor pubic hair? Course I do it all the time, dont like hairy balls plus it makes my dick look bigger

 

[Testin da Cable]

teh itch!!1

 

[Wij]

teh cut potential !!1

 

[Pro]v[etheus]

Hi SK, long time no see......where you been hiding ?

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