Forum raid!

crispy

Can't get enough of FH
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Just looked at the forum.. My god poor kids :(

We really need to spread the good news of masturbation to them!

Its easy, its fun, its educational, its necessary physically and mentally, and best of all, its free! :D
 

Zede

Part of the furniture
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Jan 30, 2004
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Imagine if some wacko with political power stumbled over FH in the far future and
Misinterpreted it as a relgiouse message ?

and turned it into a Religion ?

And st.IceForge cames to his followers of mafia and said!
Levinth, toht'eth, Olgath, Night past while I was sleeping The Deebs spoke to me through the holy channels of Private message and proclaimed that a game we must play.
and He aquired for the holy flame, for only it, could defeat and shine the light on the Outcasts who dwelled in the land of Everbanned Led by The Dori who seek to bait the flame for their own gain.

Priase the Deeb, The bringer of FHoT

you need to read Brave New World !
 

kirennia

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Dec 26, 2003
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This is just sad...

I still can't help but beleive this kind of brainwashing is just plain immoral. Yes really kids, don't have a wank and god will let you into heaven because having a wank is really... the worst thing you can do? I would say it's a good thing that they're not screwing around as it's a kind of birth control but it's not because when they're married they'll still pass on this to their kids.
 

megadave

I am a FH squatter
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My RE teacher in school taught us that we should wank because it's good for your mental health.

To paraphrase him (in old chinese accent) .. "When you older and your wife get pregnant, masturbate instead of cheating ... remember ... masturbate, don't adulterate!"
 

Nate

FH is my second home
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It would be awesome if one day we decided to fight against another forum, posting in there threads and making some of our own. :D We should do that some day. Plan a date/time then all subscribe and pwnz0r them to oblivion!!!
 

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