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Azurus

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This forum is crying out to be trolled, 'Teens against pornography' it's a hardcore biblebashing site.

Teens Against Pornography

Fucksauce they disabled registration.
 

Wonk

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haha!

ImagoDei said:
Hello all,

I was just wondering if anyone had any good strategies for shaking the habit of masturbation.
blablabla..

harrison said:
my dad's taken my bedroom door off its hinges to help me avoid sinning behind closed doors.

now i can't because i haven't got a door.

as i've got three sisters this was highly embarrassing trying to explain why i no longer have a door - but they're very understanding about it and supportive too.

i think it's worth trading a bit of privacy for.
 

UndyingAngel

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Focus on God. Pray constantly. Read your Bible every chance that you get.

Praying and reading your Bible shouldn't be a once a day thing


wtf? these people need mental help.
 

Olgaline

FH is my second home
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Imagine if some wacko with political power stumbled over FH in the far future and
Misinterpreted it as a relgiouse message ?

and turned it into a Religion ?

And st.IceForge cames to his followers of mafia and said!
Levinth, toht'eth, Olgath, Night past while I was sleeping The Deebs spoke to me through the holy channels of Private message and proclaimed that a game we must play.
and He aquired for the holy flame, for only it, could defeat and shine the light on the Outcasts who dwelled in the land of Everbanned Led by The Dori who seek to bait the flame for their own gain.

Priase the Deeb, The bringer of FHoT
 

Iceforge

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Imagine if some wacko with political power stumbled over FH in the far future and
Misinterpreted it as a relgiouse message ?

and turned it into a Religion ?

And st.IceForge cames to his followers of mafia and said!
Levinth, toht'eth, Olgath, Night past while I was sleeping The Deebs spoke to me through the holy channels of Private message and proclaimed that a game we must play.
and He aquired for the holy flame, for only it, could defeat and shine the light on the Outcasts who dwelled in the land of Everbanned Led by The Dori who seek to bait the flame for their own gain.

Priase the Deeb, The bringer of FHoT

In Deeb, the bringer, we trust...

I vote we should try and get it registered as an official religion, just to see how far we can take it in the official government system before they find out it is an outright joke :D
 

Olgaline

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hmm St.Olga or how about St.Levin!?

you know, it has a ring to it ....

Hows the Gospel of Tilda, tohtori, lamp ect sound ?
 

Olgaline

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And He Proclamed! Be gone with you trolls of Everbanned!
Thou cannot Dispute it's devine wisdom,
For the Mighty Poll has spoken!
 

Iceforge

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And thou shalt not flame thy brother, but only flame shall thou those whom oppose thy holy FHOT and flame those shall all whom sacred be, as it was written in the ToS by the mighty Deebs on the days of the end of the BW
 

Olgaline

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And thou shalt not flame thy brother, but only flame shall thou those whom oppose thy holy FHOT and flame those shall all whom sacred be, as it was written in the ToS by the Devine Deebs on the days that marked the end of the BW and henth fourth


hahaha :D
ja da!
 

Ezteq

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Originally Posted by ImagoDei
Hello all,

I was just wondering if anyone had any good strategies for shaking the habit of masturbation


stop frikkin shaking it for a start!!

jeeeeeeze.
 

Ezteq

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gah!! read the quote on the ... i quoted the quote that was quoted on the first page!!

one of them said:

I was just wondering if anyone had any good strategies for shaking the habit of masturbation



gee willikers thou wilst reeeead beforeist thy creatith a post...ith!


now look what you made me do! you made me go biblical :(
 

Olgaline

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doesnt the bible teach you to love your self ?

well!!!! ?

show me a better way!

whats this rules in oppostion stuff!
 

Iceforge

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gah!! read the quote on the ... i quoted the quote that was quoted on the first page!!

one of them said:





gee willikers thou wilst reeeead beforeist thy creatith a post...ith!


now look what you made me do! you made me go biblical :(

Shhh shhh shhh!! Go read your bible to control that anger, my child!!! :touch:

Stop blaming poor Olgaline, he was making an honest mistake :p
 

Olgaline

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Ye!
Repent child!

n' stuff
and whats this bible talk ? Go read the scriptures of FHOT instead, all you shalt need will be revealed to thou IRL *disclaimer for potential lag delay*

but I was still, just messing with Ez, :p
 

Iceforge

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Ye!
Repent child!

n' stuff
and whats this bible talk ? Go read the scriptures of FHOT instead, all you shalt need will be revealed to thou IRL *disclaimer for potential lag delay*

but I was still, just messing with Ez, :p

me too :D or trying atleast :m00:
 

CorNokZ

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Being a part of the FHOT religion you have to shake atleast once a day.. While reading your FHOT
 

Huntingtons

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thats for sunday believers, the strong ones does it while posting +1s and flames or Epeen boosters.
 

Bahumat

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Guys we better quit all this Anti God posts or those Inquisitor bastards will come pwn us. They use Rap to attack!
HOMM5_Haven_Inquisitor.jpg
 

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