Requiel said:There is a job offer for a new English Community Manager. Details are here.
Overdriven said:I'd totally apply for the job, but other than the fact that it's in France; and France is where my relatives are there's NO chance in hell that I'll apply.
hired!Ezteq said:- put wide range of bikkies on a doiley (including the pink wafer ones) also can provide fondant fancies for board meetings
VampiiricMist said:NAME: Vamp iiricmist
[SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.]
DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle-management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A FELONY?: Is "felony" sex with a cat? Because if it is . . . no.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.
Kami said:6 month contract, they're planning well ahead!
Corran said:It only a 6month contract as it to cover extended leave for Zenythe, not to replace or all together
Flimgoblin said:think it said initially 6-12 months contract - i.e. if you suck you get booted after 6 months
Gamah said:that humberton guard webpage is seriously outdated
Ezteq said:so it's in a country you feel a little dubious about pfft so what, get your arse out there and find out for yourself if you actually like the place don't go off what you see in the media..
not sure what that's got to do with anything but yes - I'm too lazy to hook up the front page to the forums to give me an easy "post info" method and too lazy to update it everGamah said:that humberton guard webpage is seriously outdated
Ezteq said:cor jeeze listen to y'all! "ooow i'd go for it if only it wasn't in france".
wimps!
i tell you what if i had the education behind me i'd bloody jump at the chance! get out there broaden my horizons and all that. so it's in a country you feel a little dubious about pfft so what, get your arse out there and find out for yourself if you actually like the place don't go off what you see in the media.
if there's one thing that really makes me sad it's missed opportunities, people being too scared to take the plunge and have a go, then before you know it your too old to do these things and you sit in your room all day going "cor i wish i'd done such and such when i was younger".