fluffy dilemma!!

[old.Tohtori]

And to those who don't know him, this is the reason why tris- is so hard to hate:

introduce the new GP to the old one in a comfortable setting.

Aww...ye old softieheart...

maybe a light lunch and some coffee so they can get to know each other. then on home for a spliff to chill out and really bond to some pink floyd.

And evne then it's "cute" funny...until...

before you know it youll be filming their lesbian antics and selling the videos to international porn sites.

Just reptastic.

 

[tris-]

i feel honoured

 

[Ezteq]

rofl tris you should have seen pookie go at sprockett, it was disturbing to see my too-cute-for-words GPs going at it in serious lesbian sister action, i was traumatised

 

[Mey]

Ez, just spoke to my mummy and she says another good idea if you want to introduce to new pigs to each other is to rub the used hay/poos onto the other one, so that they smell like each other.

Generally speaking though female pigs have a fairly good temper so will usually get on well anyway.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Generally speaking though female pigs have a fairly good temper so will usually get on well anyway.

Fat women ain't jolly i tells ya!

They look jolly, they act jolly, but alas if one single hair of their precious, princess treated, f*cked up head is wrong, it's hell to pay and the devil went to the loo.

 

[Ezteq]

lol its a bloody good job people dont act like animals in times like this

humans meeting in the style of dogs

alright fred *nose up freds arse*

wotcha dave *licks own testicals*

how do lads *pees up a lamp post*

fred and dave: how do mam *goes and sniffs the pee*

or this

humans meeting in the style of guinea pigs

tom: alright sweetie, dont be nervious about meeting my parents for the first time
jane: but i cant help it, i want to make a good impression
tom: this should help *rubs fecal matter all over janes body*
toms mum: alright tom, you must be jane
jane: hello pleased to meet you, you seem to have some sweet corn stuck to your arm?
toms dad: Oh aye, did you have it for tea last night tom?
tom: aye, that we did
toms dad: well jane, pleased to meet you love.

tom, jane, toms mum and toms dad: *all steadily ignore the rising stench of poop eminating from jane and toms mum*

 

[Mey]

Well it doesn't have to have poo in it but piggys aint half messy so used hay usually will have poo poo in it lol

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well it doesn't have to have poo in it but piggys aint half messy so used hay usually will have poo poo in it lol

Or piggycum, puke, piss, and other lovely excrements.