Flower delievery services (and possibly chocolates etc. too)

[old.Tohtori]

Toh, sometimes sitting on your hand for half an hour before just isnt enough

That's to simulate someone else giving you a wank.

Not the same.

Only you know "what penis likes". Ergo, you're the master of jizaster! No one else can compare.

When it comes to wank, you're the champ.

 

[fettoken]

You think thats all my life is? i just dont think i am so far up my own arse that i am better than everyone cause they get more than me. I've done so much in 26 years, i would imagine alot more than you can assume

And with that knowledge of life i have learnt you cant beat a bit of company

Its like i am arguing with two different persons, one being caveman and the other claiming to be all wise and besitting all kind of knowledge. By putting out my argument, i have to adjust it to whom i think will response. That being said, i only assumed things based on your replies to me. Tho, it is obvious people seek different socializing options when they get a partner. We have different priorities when it comes to that, you obviously have a hard time to understand that and need to resort to demeaning comments most likely due to your own insecurity.

 

[Sparx]

LOL i dont think i have ever been called insecure, its usually the opposite end of the scale i thank you.

What i am saying is with all i have done in life i have learnt not to worry about things and enjoy the simple things in life like the touch of a good woman.

I've done serious relationships in the past, i was looking at houses with one of them, the love of my life she was. And i have also had one night stands, i've slept with dancers, models, uni grads the lot. Not boasting or anything just saying that its something i enjoy. It doesnt make you better that me in the slightest just because you cant understand it

 

[Ormorof]

people seem very argumentative these days on FHOT! (anyone else say it in their mind as "FreddyHOT" ?? just me? ah well )

 

[fettoken]

LOL i dont think i have ever been called insecure, its usually the opposite end of the scale i thank you.

What i am saying is with all i have done in life i have learnt not to worry about things and enjoy the simple things in life like the touch of a good woman.

I've done serious relationships in the past, i was looking at houses with one of them, the love of my life she was. And i have also had one night stands, i've slept with dancers, models, uni grads the lot. Not boasting or anything just saying that its something i enjoy. It doesnt make you better that me in the slightest just because you cant understand it

My bad, maybe not insecurity. Lack of brain capacity to comprehend? I did not say that i didn't understand anyones point of view. On the other hand, that is EXACTLY what your posts tell about yourself, lack of comprehension.

 

[Huntingtons]

no. you're the one assuming that sparx female aquintances require presents, special treatment or something 3rd in order for him to get into a sexual intercourse with said female.
You're assuming she will only like him when/if he treats her special but in fact you know little to nothing about these matters.
The way i understood it:
Sparx has a semi-steady ladyfriend who he on occations treat something cliché. She finds it heartwarming and funny coz its cliché but still works. On top of that hes getting regularily sex which is more than I can say about you - or me =(

 

[Sparx]

What i dont understand is why/how you are linking sex and wanting it with being of a lower intellect

EDIT: Spot on Hunt, i dont give gifts because its the only way to get sex, i do it cause its a cheeky treat that makes them happy

 

[fettoken]

no. you're the one assuming that sparx female aquintances require presents, special treatment or something 3rd in order for him to get into a sexual intercourse with said female.
You're assuming she will only like him when/if he treats her special but in fact you know little to nothing about these matters.
The way i understood it:
Sparx has a semi-steady ladyfriend who he on occations treat something cliché. She finds it heartwarming and funny coz its cliché but still works. On top of that hes getting regularily sex which is more than I can say about you - or me =(

I have no idéa whom Sparx is dating, it was more of a joke i had going that he had to use gifts to get sex. So, i assume nothing of his aquintances. I guess assuming things based on what people post is not working? And your last point is correct.

 

[Everz]

I have no idéa whom Sparx is dating, it was more of a joke i had going that he had to use gifts to get sex. So, i assume nothing of his aquintances.

Classic net get out

 

[Sparx]

The other is that it was all a dream

 

[old.Tohtori]

LOL i dont think i have ever been called insecure, its usually the opposite end of the scale i thank you.

What i am saying is with all i have done in life i have learnt not to worry about things and enjoy the simple things in life like the touch of a good woman.

I've done serious relationships in the past, i was looking at houses with one of them, the love of my life she was. And i have also had one night stands, i've slept with dancers, models, uni grads the lot. Not boasting or anything just saying that its something i enjoy. It doesnt make you better that me in the slightest just because you cant understand it

Yes but...you're practically a girl! Ladyboy

 

[Huntingtons]

which makes it all the more arousing!

 

[fettoken]

Ah well, guess i have to keep quoting like a little twat to get something done.

If getting your penis touched is that important for you, i just feel genuinely sorry for people with those priorities and reasons.

If you read this correct, i do nowhere assume Sparx is a person with those priorities. I said IF. So it was up to him how to respond.

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

yeah, the dog ate my homework in the cheque post mouth come it was all a joke

 

[Sparx]

I'm far from manly its true, this day in age women dont want a big man to chop wood for them. They want someone to go lipstick shopping with. They basically want to be a fag hag and still get to bone you. Women love fags

 

[fettoken]

I'm far from manly its true, this day in age women dont want a big man to chop wood for them. They want someone to go lipstick shopping with. They basically want to be a fag hag and still get to bone you. Women love fags

I wanted to be a lumberjack when i were younger. With an axe and all. Running through the forest, chopping down trees and screaming.. TIIIIMBER.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'm far from manly its true, this day in age women dont want a big man to chop wood for them. They want someone to go lipstick shopping with. They basically want to be a fag hag and still get to bone you. Women love fags

That's true really, metroblokes get all the premium kootch.

Luckily, we have metal chicks

You can keep yer stinky discob**ches.

 

[Sparx]

Women arent actually hard to understand, they are like men only they dont fart infront of strangers

 

[old.Tohtori]

Women arent actually hard to understand, they are like men only they dont fart infront of strangers

Who says they are? Simple creatures really, more simple then men actually.

Female logic = dumb girl moment

 

[fettoken]

Who says they are? Simple creatures really, more simple then men actually.

Female logic = dumb girl moment

They may be simple, but some are damned unpredictable. Like someone who just got their drivers liscense.

 

[Bugz]

Now I have 2 lots of flower-delivery websites to choose from Thanks Dark Orb

As to whoever asked why I'm not taking them round myself. Firstly, I have school and secondly I have the whole day planned out, the flowers play a minor part!

Now I've injected my thanks into this thread, you may carry on bickering.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Fettoken is the only one pickering

Fair enough, if the flower delivery is somehow integrated into the plan, i can accept it.

 

[Huntingtons]

what if its integrated in the plan to have flowers delivered? would you accept that?

 

[old.Tohtori]

what if its integrated in the plan to have flowers delivered? would you accept that?

If it's just a delivery of flowers that you could do yourself, silly really, but it's your buck.

 

[Sparx]

Theres something more romantic having flowers delivered to a woman, especially if you are at work or cant get there, catches them off guard

 

[pikeh]

Theres something more romantic having flowers delivered to a woman, especially if you are at work or cant get there, catches them off guard

aglee.

 

[Overdriven]

Luckily, we have metal chicks

*Gets them to do the fappage for him* XD Self service?! NO! KKTHX!

 

[Uara]

Luckily, we have metal chicks

You've got female robots to do your sexual servicing??? are they any good?

 

[old.Tohtori]

You've got female robots to do your sexual servicing??? are they any good?

Very.

 

[Ezteq]

lol at B2's work this woman got sent flowers for valentines day...on the friday rofl call me a bit of a cynical but well... she couldn't of had them sent on saturday because then no one would have seen her getting them would they? and she couldnt do the whole...Flowers, for little old me?? routine ^^

I dunno but when people get sent flowers at work it kind of makes me cringe just a little... its a bit too showy, send em to her house when she's home from work with a bottle of bubble bath, tbh thats more of a "wow I really thought about this" gesture tbh because yeah its all fair and well sending a huuuge bouquet to her work...she gets to show off etc etc but then she's gotta lug em round all day and you just know someone'll sit on them and then shes gotta fanny about getting them on the bus etc etc...


btw this isn't aimed at anyone here lol i'm just doing senile ranting at a fictional couple. But! my ramble was actually making a point!! spontanious gestures of affection are lovely but you also have to consider the practicalities of them.

there, I knew there was a point in there somewhere lol.