Fish, the Final Frontier

[Damini]

Damini the fish is dying. Kenny the fish is a fat murdering bastard.

Thank you all for your understanding during this difficult time.

 

[Trem]

I bought 6 fish a while back and after not long only 1 was left, I dunno whether he had a disease or he just battered all the others, samm had the same problem, its like they have the strongest version of whatever diesease is affecting them. Will it be a flush funeral or a burial?

 

[Will]

I got my flatmate a load of fish for his birthday. The next morning, one was gone, and one had a fat belly. Over the next fortnight, this evil fish ate it's way through 19 other fish, the only little fishies left were the ones which were to big to be swallowed in one go.

 

[Damini]

He kept biting her top fin when there was food in the water, in a blatant attempt to paralise her, and it seems to have worked. She's now floating on the surface, staring in horror, her wee dinky fin just feebly twitching. I feel dutifully obliged to wait until she has finished twitching before I flush her. Its like humanitarian, or something like that with an aqua prefix. Aquairitarian?

And Kenny The Fish, you dont see, but we get the last laugh. Your murdering ways are futile, because the amount of food we give is proportional to the number of fish in the tank. Do you see? DO YOU SEE?!?!? Mwuhahah, mwuhahah, mwuhahah *sob*

 

[old.Fweddy]

Damini has battle of wits with fish.

Damini loses.

 

[Munkey-]

now will you scan the fish in?

 

[mr.Blacky]

am wondering what the correlation between fish and humans is?

 

[Munkey-]

I dont know.


What is the correlation between the fish and humans?

 

[Trem]

Well some women smell of it!!

 

[WPKenny]

I'm afraid we have some bad news for you.

Damini has now deceased. She departed this world and was flush at approximately 3:45pm on Sunday the 25th Of May.

One moment she was happily swimming around....

....and the next she was dead.

May we have a moments silence as a mark fo respect.

 

[Mellow-]

*bows head respectably*

Still, I hear most fish are dying to see the new sewage works plant anyway.

 

[Trem]

I can't believe you haven't got a 'no fishing' sign thingy in your fish tank, I thought they were obligatory.

 

[Summo]

May I offer my deepest condolences? I may? That's good to know.

I'm sorry for your loss. Although Damini could never be replaced, are you planning on getting any other fish?

 

[Hashmonster]

Originally posted by WPKenny
flush at approximately 3:45pm on Sunday the 25th Of May.

argh confusion, fish dying and the date is wrong...

*marks respect*

 

[Summo]

*marks territory*

 

[Xavier]

I reckon Damini 2.0 should be a pirahna - then kenny will get what's coming to him...

alternatively how about a minature sea mine to accompany kenny? heh

 

[Damini]

Kenny was walking out the door to buy a new Damini before she even died. The only thing that stopped him was a phone call from work which put him past the shop openning time.

INFACT, she was still twitching a bit when he flushed her.




Do you think this could be a sign?

 

[Mellow-]

...only if the sign is that you can raise zombie fish. Which would be kinda

 

[Hashmonster]

sounds like u ain't heard the last from Damini 1.0

bwahahaha... erm

 

[Xavier]

and now she's loose in the sewers she could strike at any place, at any time...

she'll probably target forum peeps to eradicate any witnesses of the photos of her on her deathbed - you have been warned

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Tremor
Will it be a flush funeral or a burial?

In our case it's normally a complex ritual that results in a fish being turned into kitty poo.

 

[Wij]

hehe

Oh, and sorry for your loss D.

 

[Xavier]

how about smooshing the fishie? stick it in a catapault and aim at the nearest hard surface

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Xavier
and now she's loose in the sewers she could strike at any place, at any time...

she'll probably target forum peeps to eradicate any witnesses of the photos of her on her deathbed - you have been warned

I like to see it come through my bog

 

[Xavier]

Originally posted by Embattle


I like to see it come through my bog

quite unlikely mate as potties aren't connected to the sewers as such, mummy just empties it down the grown-ups toilet every time u use it

 

[Wij]

It'll never get in my Pullups

*go to loo without leaving seat*

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Xavier





quite unlikely mate as potties aren't connected to the sewers as such, mummy just empties it down the grown-ups toilet every time u use it

You would most probably end up eating the goldfish then

 

[Damini]

The death toll rises....


RIP erm... forgotten its name... newest fish.

 

[caLLous]

Kenny survived them both?

 

[Damini]

Yes.



Suspicious, huh?