Firm this up

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tisme

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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his manhood. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother."
 
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Aoami

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Teeeheee....

Bet if it was vice-versa somehow the man would get slapped and called sexist though.
 
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old.ST200

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Every time you clutter the forum with a lame email joke, god kills a tarutaru.

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old.Dillinja

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Who cares? They are ugly little gits anyway.
 
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Conchabar

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
Who cares? They are ugly little gits anyway.

yer they look wack i dont even know what they r supposed to be ?
 
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Asup

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Why do I like you more and more Tisme ?? Ohh yes, great jokes :p
 
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Ala

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:clap:

Yay! Finally a way to get rid of those annoying Taru!!

Clutter more!

btw Your jokes always put a smile on my face Tis :) It's great to make peeps happy and laugh. The medicine of life :great:
 

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