Question FH Anonymous Confessions

[Urgluf]

hmmm

I confess that I was going to send an email in for this thread that was completely untrue and related about bacon BUT I JUST CANT DO IT! It would be a lie and thats wrong. So here I am, I'm admitting that I fancy that mudkips girl from the forumpics I mean, really, really fancy that mudkips girl I have her pictar as a desktop wallpaper and everything! And, I still think Keira Knightly is hot, despite everything! Even after we had a poll and almost everyone disagreed and posted horrible horrible photo's of her! I am an unrepentant Keira Knightly fan! and I will stay that way!

 

[Wonk]

"that mudkips girl"? link?

 

[Bahumat]

hmmm

"that mudkips girl"? link?

THis kid?

YouTube - Chubby cuppy cake boy

 

[Urgluf]

I'm very much a loyal person, never having cheated in a serious (note: serious) relationship, but recently I've not seen the point not to. I've been told that cheaters are bad people, I've been told it's an disloyal thing to do, but why should I care? It's the same with most things currently. Narcotics, drinking and generally not doing anything. Since coming to where I am now, I've unintentionally looking for people to "fool around with" and I have found, and have done just the thing. Do I feel bad about it? Yes, a little bit - but do I stop? No.

 

[Dukat]

"that mudkips girl"? link?

I had to search quite alot to find this, since I didnt know where it was, since I've never looked at it before!


(Nfsw)

Spoiler

 

[Urgluf]

I work for a gambling company. One of the biggest in the world, as it happens. Now in the UK its all fine and legal to do this, but its not exactly a moral career. However, I *really* (and I mean REALLY) enjoy taking money from retards. I couldnt give a fuck if they are addicted to it, thats their problem and all I care about is my bonus getting bigger every year (and it does, even now when we are being captain crunched). So, fuck you, problem gamblers. Keep funding my holidays and ps3s and beers and titty club visits.

another one.

 

[Ch3tan]

Well duh, that's gotta be from chilly.

 

[Chilly]

nah. i dont read ot.

 

[Urgluf]

bump. I completely forgot about this and had some confessions in my inbox.

I have contemplated suicide! Not because I'm miserable or have a bad life! I actually love my life and it seems to be going rather smooth at the moment.

Yet I would really like to know how it is to die.. Not just go to sleep and see what happens afterwards, but the feeling of actually dieing! I've thought about jumping off a bridge onto traffic, getting run over by a train with a leg on each side of one of the tracks, slashing my wrists, jumping out off of a really tall building so that I would get a real adrenalin kick out of it and also I've thought about letting someone else kill me just so I wouldn't be alone with the whole thing.

Another reason for why I'd do it would be to see(if I would return as a ghost) how many people would actually turn up at my funeral and how all of my friends and family would react to it. I have never had any serious problems in my life, so I could imagine they would all be very shocked and surprised.


I would never do it though, as I really love my family and friends, and would never hurt them in such a way as taking my own life. Also I love staying alive, if I didn't I probably would already have ended it all.

I have consistently failed at everything i have ever attempted in life.

I cannot get education done due to procrastination, infact i procrastinate so much i missed out on getting £120 a month due to not being able to motivate myself to send off the forms and am now in debt.

I cannot say no to women even when i know they will cause me distress.

I will shag any women who offers usually assuming I am single.

Most people i meet either turn out to be assholes or i end up getting embroiled in some massive shitstorm that may or may not actually involve me, so I tend to automatically assume everyone is an asshole.

I would proboly kill myself where it not for not wanting to upset my family that has had enough pain and hardship in the last twenty years or so.

more confessions are always welcome and will be posted. wilddork@hotmail.com

 

[megadave]

u can guess who people are by the way they write

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ok ok, nice idea and all, but these;

1. No mod sass.

2. No trolling. I can spot a troll post when I see it, so no obvious trolling in the email. In order for this to be great it needs to be true. Also, people are going to be less inclined to post their real confessions if everyone is just bullshitting.

3. No forum drama.

4. If you have a serious problem and are thinking about harming someone, please seek professional help.

Are clearly some strange places rules

I don't really have anything to confess that i couldn't say here.

 

[fettoken]

I want to f*ck the mudkip girl too.

 

[Jupitus]

I'd actually remove the mod sass and see what we get

 

[TdC]

I did not have sexual relations with that mudkip