Question FH Anonymous Confessions

[Urgluf]

Well, these threads are awesome on a different forum I read so I figured I would give it a go on FH!

Do you have any hidden urges that you want to let out? Any secrets from your virginity being lost to the babysitter at age 12 to killing a random guy in the ally.. or just something you feel like sharing? - email them to this email:

wilddork@hotmail.com

I will post the emails, not the addresses obviously. Please, nobody else offer to accept emails; it just shits up the thread in the end

Some rules if we are going to do this right:

1. No mod sass.

2. No trolling. I can spot a troll post when I see it, so no obvious trolling in the email. In order for this to be great it needs to be true. Also, people are going to be less inclined to post their real confessions if everyone is just bullshitting.

3. No forum drama.

4. If you have a serious problem and are thinking about harming someone, please seek professional help.

Again, the email: wilddork@hotmail.com

I will delete the email once I get it, but if you want complete anonymity then just use a fake email account.. but remember, this is confidential and I will not divulge any information from the email other than text.

 

[CorNokZ]

Sounds like a fun idea

 

[Fuggz]

Eh - been on the whisky - mate called around. Just like our duel I a bit passed it. Post what about who?

 

[leviathane]

Dear dierdry for FH

 

[Xythic]

this could be fucking fun xD

 

[confused]

Confessions about what we've done or what we think... gotta be a line somewhere

edit.. removes yahoo email from account

 

[Fuggz]

Well I want to kill everyone and live in a caravan in a secluded field with a nice sea view. After that is killing everone in thid and Urgluf too cos he or she kicked my arse in Thidland. More or less what every other sod wants.

Been on the whisky though with my mate. Great banter and hope he calls around more often. Everyone else I hope dies! No idea if I still answering the topic questions. Still I trying is the main thing...

 

[Urgluf]

3 fast responses.. hopefully more to follow!

I genuinely wouldn't have any qualms about killing/torturing somebody, not for any pleasure etc, just through necessity or having the opportunity.
My uni housemate and myself have frequently had these sorts of conversations as how to dispose of a body etc... Then again both of us are doing Chemistry so it really opens our options

This is kinda short, and more funny than anything. But when I was like 10 years old, I used to pretend my dog was a girl and like fake hump it not naked or anything. I know it sounds weird. And no I never was naked and I never busted a load on it or anything like that. I know its fucked up, ahahha. It was a girl dog for the record.

I\\\'ve been dating a girl for over a year who\\\'s faced some rather challenging situations. She\\\'s beautiful, intelligent, and extremely capable, but struggles with a lot of self confidence and identity issues. Before we started dating, she almost suffered a complete mental breakdown, but spent some time in therapy and is now doing a lot better.

Yesterday she went to a psychiatrist again and got a prescription for an antidepressant.

It\\\'s challenging and scary for me in many ways. I\\\'ve always been of the opinion that drugs were unnecessary and people could cope on their own, and that legitimate grief (which hers certainly is) isn\\\'t something someone should run from. I suppose I\\\'m most scared because I feel that if we weren\\\'t dating, I would probably feel differently than I do. It\\\'s comforting to know that I am able to place myself in her position, but frustrating that I probably wouldn\\\'t if I didn\\\'t have to.

 

[Lamp]

They do say confession is good for the soul....

 

[Overdriven]

... or extortion

 

[megadave]

im spartacus

 

[AngelHeal]

i once thought i saw a pussy cat :<

 

[pez]

This is kinda short, and more funny than anything. But when I was like 10 years old, I used to pretend my dog was a girl and like fake hump it not naked or anything. I know it sounds weird. And no I never was naked and I never busted a load on it or anything like that. I know its fucked up, ahahha.

I was like, thats fucked up

It was a girl dog for the record.

Then I was like oh ok, no biggy, who hasn't?

 

[cHodAX]

The dog humping has to be Laddey, or as his mates call him 'Lassie'

 

[Bahumat]

The dog humping has to be Laddey, or as his mates call him 'Lassie'

I think this is an excuse for Urgluf to post all his secrets!

 

[Lamp]

Whats wrong with wanting to hump a dog? Jeez, you guys, its the '90s. Lighten up

 

[Azurus]

I'm scared of black people.

 

[Sparx]

I'm scared of black people.

I'm not scared of them, im just scared incase they stab me and rob my wallet

 

[Urgluf]

I think this is an excuse for Urgluf to post all his secrets!

shit.. must run..

and no other confessions yet.. weak

 

[Overdriven]

I think Urg sent one.. About animals, lube and carrots

 

[Urgluf]

Another one.. keep them comming

When i was 13, i'd just got the internets in my room, due to this i was exploring the many treats that are available online, i stumpled across this one post on a forum telling about how to make a home made vagina, by getting two sealed bags, filing them with warm water, closing them up and tying them together with elastic bands.
Anyways, the horny git i was, i set about trying this, baring in mind this was near enough midnight, i snook into the kitchen and grabbed the needed utensils then went about filling it up with warm water, being the genius i was i though.. ahh i'll boil the kettle that'll make some warm water!, so i fill em up and carry it upstairs by the seals as you do, sealed them and tied together.. it was go time.. heaven at last!
So ready to go, here goes, edging closer and closer in..getting there.. JESUS FUCKING HELL.. that burned, my fucking cock was getting cooked by this boiling water, oh god wtf had i done! Never again.. :<

 

[Urgluf]

and one more..

one more.. keep them coming

1) I can't sleep in a room if it's completely dark!

2) I act tough, but when it actually comes to a fight, I'm the first one to run, because I'm afraid I'll get hurt

3) I lie a lot about all sorts of shit, because I don't think I have a very attractive personality

 

[Everz]

I'm not scared of them, im just scared incase they stab me and rob my wallet

that racist and racism is a crime and crime is for black people!

 

[Everz]

Another one.. keep them comming

i lul'd at first one

 

[Bahumat]

and one more..

This has to be BugZ

 

[Lethul]

This has to be BugZ

No i think it's Marc, remember the Rugby fight thread?

 

[Urgluf]

New ones

alright, after the last incident, I'll man up and contribute to the thread with 2 confessions.


1)
Last saturday, I actually told a lady to fuck right off after she tried to flirt with me. I've got no idea about who she was and I've got no interest in cheating on my current girlfriend either. What bugs me today, is that I can't see myself in what I did. I've never been so harsh to a lady before, and it actually brought tears to her eyes. It's times like these where I wish that I could travel back in time and apologize. She showed interest, and I was an ignorant prick who handled it wrong after all.
And no, i'm normally not showing that many feelings. I've gone through a lot of things and had my fair share of discussions with both males and females, but this one bugs me.

2)
A few months back, I was sleeping next to my girlfriend at her place, while I was having some really nice dreams. I must have had an orgasm in my dream or something like that, because the water started running between my legs in my girlfriends bed. What do you do in that situation? There are really no excuses for such things. I pulled on my sneaky socks, walked out and picked up a bottle of water from the bathroom, and "accidently" dropped it right over the bed while she was asleep. The discussion afterwards was really quite embarrasing.

GF: "EEEUUUEEEH... what are you doing?"
Me: "Erh.. uhm.. I don't know really... I must have been sleepwalking"

We've not talked about it since, but I doubt she believes that I could fill a bottle with water while asleep

and I'm sure you people have more to share!

 

[Mey]

haha 2.) why lie.

 

[pez]

wtf, did you piss yourself?

if you just jizzed yourself then i don't see the problem.

 

[Bahumat]

I got this one anonymously, but it's actually from Bugz

"I woke up next to Pez, god know how I got there but he T-Bagged the shit outta my face! Was like being punched by Chuck Norris"