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[TdC]

commuting to work today I stood up as my station had arrived. then I realized my jeans seat was sticking to my bum. it gradually dawned on me that I'd been sitting on a wet seat (some dutch trains have upholstered seats in 1st class) that I hadn't noticed when sitting down.

the whole day now my jeans have been sticking to me. they're still moist. I hope to frigging fook it's coffee and not fucking wee

also none of my workmates are sympathetic in the slightest, though one did say that I may catch some horrible illness now

 

[Chilly]

ahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahahahahaha


~breathe~


owned

 

[Cyradix]

That's what that £6.99 of vomit protection in your title was for....

 

[TdC]

 

[Cyradix]

ppffttt... wet jeans is nothing....
I once tore my jeans on the crappy seats. Looked like I had jeans with a butt-flap!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Awesome. I hope some of the liquid went up your poopchute and infected you with.... er... skank!

 

[TdC]

sometimes you manage to actually disturb me Wazz. liquid up my poopchute indeed

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I wasn't even trying

 

[TdC]

do you think about this often young man?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Since Wij had his baby your poopchute is the only one I allow myself to think about now :/

 

[Uara]

That's what that £6.99 of vomit protection in your title was for....

Yes but the £6.99 only included vomit protection not other bodily fluid

 

[mycenae]

TdC, you could just smell your jeans.....very easy way to tell if it was coffee or wee.

And even if it was wee, the likelihood of you cayching anything from sitting in someoneelses wee is minute.....really really really miniscule....

 

[TdC]

shut up shut up this better ******* not be wee

 

[TdC]

TdC, you could just smell your jeans.....very easy way to tell if it was coffee or wee.

And even if it was wee, the likelihood of you cayching anything from sitting in someoneelses wee is minute.....really really really miniscule....

the wee (if it actually is wee, and it's not...by sheer force of will) isn't particularly the problem. I know I'll not catch anything off it. The problem is the diverse essences that the seat has soaked up during it's long career being dissolved by the not-wee and carried on to my skin through my pants. the sheer thought of it disgusts me :/

 

[MYstIC G]

Why not just buy a new pair on your lunch break?

 

[TdC]

lunchbreak? hahahahaha

 

[Scouse]

Rofflez0r!!11 TdC getz teh Aidz0r off seat!!!

 

[TdC]

ffs it's STILL wet I can feel the exact spot where the dampness is

 

[Scouse]

ffs it's STILL wet I can feel the exact spot where the dampness is

Your rectum?

 

[TdC]

the upper left thigh to be precise :/

 

[Cyradix]

Make a diaper out of napkins or toilet paper!!

 

[Uara]

use the hand-dryer in the bathroom!

 

[Cyradix]

use the hand-dryer in the bathroom!

It might be wee from an alcoholic and could ignite....

 

[TdC]

you mean either stand with my thigh under the dryer, OR take my pants off and hold them under the dryer.

you realize that fully removing my pants at work is unquestionably huge NOTTOBEDONEEVARYOUFOOL event, not to mention smacking of Mr Bean so much it would be like I'd be giving him a blow job, yes?

 

[Uara]

hahaha, but but but Mr Bean style humour is the only way forward The first option(ie.the thigh under dryer) is possible if just a little awkward. You could barricade urself in the toilet thus no-one might catch you doing it. Altho they might be wondering why the bathroom is barricaded

 

[Ch3tan]

So drying your jeans under a dryer after taking them off is a no no, but walking around with wet aids piss touching your arse all day is perfectly acceptable???

 

[Trem]

Are you sure it isn't just a slight leak/accident from your mangina?

 

[TdC]

hahaha, but but but Mr Bean style humour is the only way forward The first option(ie.the thigh under dryer) is possible if just a little awkward. You could barricade urself in the toilet thus no-one might catch you doing it. Altho they might be wondering why the bathroom is barricaded

barricading myself in a work toilet is also a nono. gods I shudder at the mere thought :/

So drying your jeans under a dryer after taking them off is a no no, but walking around with wet aids piss touching your arse all day is perfectly acceptable???

it's touched me already. I am soiled

Are you sure it isn't just a slight leak/accident from your mangina?

the thought did cross my mind, but no. and yes I checked.

 

[Sharma]

AHAHAHAHAH!

This threads simoply too funny for words!

 

[MYstIC G]

Don't you generate any body heat? Surely this should have dried by now.