Fav slang for penis?

[Gamah]

pfft penis is alright i suppose... try having a "Vagina" that sucks, i mean at least you can call someone a penis and it sounds comical and a put down @ same time call them a vagina and i swear youll be blushing before you get to the gina bit
its an awful word it sounds so eeeugh!


[edit: oh and i didnt mean "try having a vagina that sucks" because tbh that would pwn, bad grammar i meant try having a vagina... that sucks! not one that actually i mean the word is terrible... i'll get my coat ]

The old meat curtains are fine..you have your problems like a period, but you obviously don’t have the inconvenience of a fucking wood cock when you start thinking about sex, you get a bit moist but no one notices..I for the other hand get a rock on and knock over plant pots when I turn.

I have a problem with my sex drive anyway, its a lot higher than my GF's which leads to Mr Johnston rising to the occasion quite regularly which embarrasing when your at the office and the boss calls you over. The need to think about Vladamir having a post session shit in order to remove the unwanted wood is strong.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I for the other hand get a rock on and knock over plant pots when I turn.

Very, VERY small plants. Like, mini kaktuzes or...umm...

Yeah you have a small dick!

Anyways, yeah, women don't appreciate the trouble with the woody woodpecker down there.

If you're rock hard and want to sexor someone, you're a sexist pig.

If you might not get it up every time, due to whatnot, it's the WOMAN who's not hot enough.

Bloody hell it's not always about you pussyflaunting motherf*ckers

 

[Phule_Gubben]

Spear of embarrasement.

Meat flute

Love pole

Dingeling

Snorren

and a few others!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Snorren

The liqourice that comes in the elephant bag? Thin and long?

 

[Gamah]

The liqourice that comes in the elephant bag? Thin and long?

No, 100 year old oak trees get knocked over with my dick!

 

[old.Tohtori]

No, 100 year old oak trees get knocked over with my dick!

Hey, buddy, quote the right post

 

[Gamah]

Hey, buddy, quote the right post

Sorry I had an erection at the time of posting so I SMASHED through the desk and knocked hte monitor off when pressing the quote button.

Lucky though because I turned to get some paper and knocked out the boss.

 

[Heta]

The liqourice that comes in the elephant bag? Thin and long?

actually think hes just swedish and thats more a swedish word

 

[old.Tohtori]

actually think hes just swedish and thats more a swedish word

Yeah i know, snören is this long liqourice in a bag with a happy elephant on top.

It's a swedish thing

 

[Heta]

yes that

and snorren, not snören is a word for penis in swedish