Fav slang for penis?

[Gamah]

Sausage Express!

 

[Rookiescot]

Purple headed womb banger.

 

[Laddey]

Peeneye

 

[Solo]

Purple headed womb banger.

purple headed womb ferret!

purple helmet warrior

 

[old.Tohtori]

Shlong. Gotta be.

Slang for shlong 101

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

Shlong

 

[Basic_X]

After Edit #5 i gave up. im not sure

 

[fl3a]

cock.

 

[cHodAX]

The Schlong

or

The General

 

[eksdee]

meat sword

 

[Calaen]

Tail

 

[Azurus]

I call mine.... THE BARON!



























most just call it 'small'

 

[Bugz]

Schlong!

It HAS to be!

 

[Asha]

I like cock.

 

[Vladamir]

Love pump, curtesy of spinal tap

 

[Marc]

One handed pump action yoghurt squirter

 

[crispy]

Meat seeking missile

 

[dumba_whoo]

pork sword

 

[swords]

Clam Basher

 

[psyco]

G-Unit, for more than 1 reason

 

[Krait]

Python of Mens Pants ( nod to Dave Allen for that one )

 

[old.Tohtori]

I like cock.

And....nobody? Comment? Come on people!

 

[Yshynsin]

Ankle Spanker,

Chode

 

[leviathane]

cock, has to be.

 

[Sparda]

One eyed yoghurt slinger

 

[Ezteq]

schlong or wang


they just sound good!

 

[Serbitar]

why is it though that 'penis' actually sounds ruder than any of the suggestions given

 

[Ezteq]

pfft penis is alright i suppose... try having a "Vagina" that sucks, i mean at least you can call someone a penis and it sounds comical and a put down @ same time call them a vagina and i swear youll be blushing before you get to the gina bit
its an awful word it sounds so eeeugh!


[edit: oh and i didnt mean "try having a vagina that sucks" because tbh that would pwn, bad grammar i meant try having a vagina... that sucks! not one that actually i mean the word is terrible... i'll get my coat ]

 

[Little Boy]

I like cock.

LOL!!!!!! Do you now? Well careful 1 or 2 might be after u :touch:

 

[psyco]

pfft penis is alright i suppose... try having a "Vagina" that sucks, i mean at least you can call someone a penis and it sounds comical and a put down @ same time call them a vagina and i swear youll be blushing before you get to the gina bit
its an awful word it sounds so eeeugh!


[edit: oh and i didnt mean "try having a vagina that sucks" because tbh that would pwn, bad grammar i meant try having a vagina... that sucks! not one that actually i mean the word is terrible... i'll get my coat ]

dont let the door hit your fanny on the way out