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pfft penis is alright i suppose... try having a "Vagina" that sucks, i mean at least you can call someone a penis and it sounds comical and a put down @ same time call them a vagina and i swear youll be blushing before you get to the gina bit
its an awful word it sounds so eeeugh!
[edit: oh and i didnt mean "try having a vagina that sucks" because tbh that would pwn, bad grammar i meant try having a vagina... that sucks! not one that actually i mean the word is terrible... i'll get my coat ]
The old meat curtains are fine..you have your problems like a period, but you obviously don’t have the inconvenience of a fucking wood cock when you start thinking about sex, you get a bit moist but no one notices..I for the other hand get a rock on and knock over plant pots when I turn.
I have a problem with my sex drive anyway, its a lot higher than my GF's which leads to Mr Johnston rising to the occasion quite regularly which embarrasing when your at the office and the boss calls you over. The need to think about Vladamir having a post session shit in order to remove the unwanted wood is strong.