Fascinating Facts From Biology

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old.norin radd

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FASCINATING FACTS FROM BIOLOGY

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you fart constantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now, that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Still not over that pig thing.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper is always smiling? And why isn't the pig included in this list?)

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight, and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of.....? Did the govt.. pay for this research?)

Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew? Who cares? Did the govt. pay for this too?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Hi, honey,
I'm home. What the.....?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life, I still want to be a pig. Quality over quantity, you know.)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, jeez!)

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.(sad but true)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like this, too.)

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the fool upside the head.

LONG LIVE THE PIG !!!
 
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old.spagbog

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How can you tell if the pig is actually having an Orgasm???

use a cattle prod on it and it'll squeal anyway
 
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Wij

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I saw a program on telly about a bloke whose job it was to toss off pigs and collect the sperm for breeding with. Poor guy.

The pig they showed had a real dopey smile on it after he finished tho. Now I know why :)
 
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old.Kez

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Originally posted by norin radd
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
Er, I'm pretty sure it can. As the female (typically larger and more agressive than the male) only eats him / kills him after he's done les business.

:)
 
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Wazzerphuk

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Originally posted by Wij
I saw a program on telly about a bloke whose job it was to toss off pigs and collect the sperm for breeding with. Poor guy.

The pig they showed had a real dopey smile on it after he finished tho. Now I know why :)

Made you "happy", didn't it? :D
 
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Moving Target

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Yooooooouuuuuu make me sick ! :puke:
 
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Summo

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Jesus! Now I've got a load of pig splum in the bath.
 
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old.Rostam

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One of my flatmates at uni was a farmer and a wanker of pigs. heheh poor guy:)
Mind you what worried me was his posters of tractors and pigs on his walls. That was scary.
 

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