Farewell all!

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'Shy

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Well the time has come to say my goodbyes to everyone I know and love..































Off on holiday tomorrow, see you in 10 days!

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'Shy

Guest
Raaah I'm so excited! Haven't been on a proper holiday for years :)
 
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Lumikki

Guest
Where are you going? Hope they don't have computers there? ;)

xx
 
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'Shy

Guest
Going to Toronto. And looking at the weather forecast we may get snow - wheeeeeeeeee!!!

Hmm, I'm sure there's gotta be a few lan cafes there, but I'm going to try and keep away :D
 
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Sibanac

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Have fun !!!!
And keep your hands of them lumberjacks !
 
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old.Bubble

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This is for you Shy!


DARK IN HERE
A housewife takes a lover during the day,while her husband is at work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mum's lover are again in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks :"How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to
take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest,
and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth
and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh$t again."
 
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'Shy

Guest
Yes, loads! I'm so glad I started this thread a day early so I get to see all the loverley replies before I go!
 
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VodkaFairy

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Originally posted by 'Shy
Yes, loads! I'm so glad I started this thread a day early so I get to see all the loverley replies before I go!
Click to expand...

If you think my reply was loverley then I don't know what to post anymore, don't want to risk a ban :p

So..

Have fun :)
 
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'Shy

Guest
I'm not gone yet! Thanks for all the goodbyes so far tho! :eek:
 
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Conchabar

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y t'would 1 say g'bye when she tis not leaving but enjoying the cold winters of teh "canadians" hahaha canada......
 
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