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tisme

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U lot r really a bit much for me...guess i bit off more than i can chew by trying to join OT :(
 
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tisme

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
I thought I was quite friendly tbh.
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nothing against u or a few others ... but some r a bit much for me :(
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Originally posted by tisme
nothing against u or a few others ... but some r a bit much for me :(
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Did try to warn ya. There ain't nothing nice about this place. Its kinda like the old west; ya gotta be tough and weathered to survive in this place...AND GOD HELP YOU IF YOU ARE A WOMAN! :-O

Most of these old coots ain't seen a woman in years, ayip. Not unless yer countin' Adari's mare which is the closest thing to a piece of poon these guys have ever had.

Mebbe ah should mosey on back East...
 
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all we asked for is to see a pic you allready posted in a much more used forum and the biggest bw thread ever :m00:
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by Sissyfoo
Did try to warn ya. There ain't nothing nice about this place. Its kinda like the old west; ya gotta be tough and weathered to survive in this place...AND GOD HELP YOU IF YOU ARE A WOMAN! :-O

Most of these old coots ain't seen a woman in years, ayip. Not unless yer countin' Adari's mare which is the closest thing to a piece of poon these guys have ever had.

Mebbe ah should mosey on back East...
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That's it, I've had just about enough crap outta you for one day ol' sissyfoo, I'm callin the sheriff!!!
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Ah AHM tha sheriff, horse poop fer brains! :p

You keep shootin' yer mouth off lahke that, son, an' ahm gonna have tah lock yer mangy ass in the cooler fer a few months, ya varmint.
 
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old.Dillinja

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You think you're so l33t don't ya sheriff, handbags at noon bish!

Or is that dawn? I don't know my westerns. ;)
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Now wah would ah go and do somethin' silly lahke put mah own hide at risk when ah can just get one of mah deputahs to shoot you in tha back of yer head, son?

~snaps his fingers and 5 heavily armed ninja-deputies appear out of nowhere~

Yah got 10 minutes to get yer mangy ass outta mah town or there ain't gonna be nuttin' left of yah to feed a mouse. Ayip.

Now if yah'll excuse me I got some business to attend to with Adari's mare.
 
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old.Dillinja

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That's mah mare! I'll kill you and all your buddies, you jus watch me, I'll go right ahead and do it I tells ya! Just like that! You won't even see it and they all be dead on the floor just like that ya see?
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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No, son, Ah don't. :p

You don't stand a 10 cent whore in Hell's chance of defeatin' mah ninja-deputahs.

But mebbe ahm bein' a little too hasteh...mebbe we could come to some kinda agreement, you an' me. How about...say...you get yer mangy ass outta mah town an' Ah won't have to blow yer brains out all over tha floor? Ah think that sounds pretty durn fair but ah'll give yer some time to think about it...shall we say...15 seconds?

Times a wastin' son...best be movin' that ass o' yours. :)
 
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old.Dillinja

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I'll go but don't you go thinkin' you seen the last o' me, I'll be comin' back and hitting your deputeeees one-by-one, and then I'll get you while you sleep, you hear me? You can't stay awake for ever!! hahaha!

<vanishes in a puff of smoke>

<coughs>
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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~does that cool stretchy thing with his braces~

*twang*

Now what were we talking about? Oh yea...poor Tisme. :(
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by Sissyfoo
~does that cool stretchy thing with his braces~

*twang*
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lol.. made me laugh irl. But then, I'm drunk on Pepsi atm :)
 
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