FAO: Mods

[Coim-]

Why not go crazy this christmas and give Eky a custom title or something. Might make him less bitter and twisted.

 

[loxleyhood]

Excuse me while I go off and stab some kittens in the face.

 

[old.Dillinja]

I think Coim should be hung for such vile comments. He must be a witch.

 

[loxleyhood]

Witches are for the burning not for the hanging.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Only a witch would say something like that.

 

[alithiel50]

To prove he is a witch, we must weigh him to see if he weighs the same as a duck!

 

[old.Dillinja]

What sort of stupid test is that?

Let's just shoot him and get it over with.

 

[-Nuked-]

i agree, what kind of homo asks to give ekydus a title and not me! BURN HIM

 

[old.Dillinja]

Haha. You? Get a custom title? You really are a funny guy, nuked.

 

[-Nuked-]

pff, i deserve 1! i post loads

 

[alithiel50]

Originally posted by old.Dillinja
What sort of stupid test is that?

It's a proven technique for testing if a person is a witch!

BEDEVERE: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

VILLAGER #1: Are there?

VILLAGER #2: Ah?

VILLAGER #1: What are they?

CROWD: Tell us! Tell us!...

BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?

VILLAGER #2: Burn!

VILLAGER #1: Burn!

CROWD: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...

BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?

VILLAGER #1: More witches!

VILLAGER #3: Shh!

VILLAGER #2: Wood!

BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?

[pause]

VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?

BEDEVERE: Good! Heh heh.

CROWD: Oh yeah. Oh.

BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.

BEDEVERE: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

VILLAGER #1: Oh, yeah.

RANDOM: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...

BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?

VILLAGER #1: No. No.

VILLAGER #2: No, it floats! It floats!

VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!

CROWD: The pond! Throw her into the pond!

BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?

VILLAGER #1: Bread!

VILLAGER #2: Apples!

VILLAGER #3: Uh, very small rocks!

VILLAGER #1: Cider!

VILLAGER #2: Uh, gra-- gravy!

VILLAGER #1: Cherries!

VILLAGER #2: Mud!

VILLAGER #3: Churches! Churches!

VILLAGER #2: Lead! Lead!

ARTHUR: A duck!

CROWD: Oooh.

BEDEVERE: Exactly. So, logically...

VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.

BEDEVERE: And therefore?

VILLAGER #2: A witch!

VILLAGER #1: A witch!

CROWD: A witch! A witch!...

 

[old.Dillinja]

Stupid villagers.

 

[Coim-]

I said it was pretty crazy.

 

[Ekydus]

Monty Python rock, one of my favourite films is that.

"BIG SHARP POINTY TEETH!"

 

[old.shotgunstow]

Big Sharp No.

 

[VodkaFairy]

Originally posted by Ekydus
Monty Python rock, one of my favourite films is that.

"BIG SHARP POINTY TEETH!"

its not an ordinairy rabbit :>

bring the holy handgranade

 

[Arnor]

pff, there are 2 ot'ers that deserve a custom title, and we all know who...






ekydus and nuked!

 

[Ekydus]

ROFL Panda, just noticed.

 

[Conchabar]

pfft i deserve 1

 

[Lumikki]

"deserve a custom title"...

<wide yawn>

xx

 

[Easdown]

how do ya get a custom title?

 

[-Nuked-]

you flame mods for over a year thats my conclusion after seeing the few known as ..







The Seven.

 

[Coim-]

I think it's got something to do with being cool. Me, Sissy, Dill and BI all got one... and we are of stlong l33tness. I'm not quite sure how adari and co got one, maybe the mods thought it would be a laugh.

 

[old.Bubble]

pfff silly excal OT

 

[old.Dillinja]

Piss a mod off for a year then get them drunk.

 

[Coim-]

That works too.

 

['Shy]

I got mine to make Eky even more bitter and twisted than he was before.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I say he should get the custom title of 'Banned' instead. Might not be fair but it would really put me in the Xmas spirit.

 

[Brynn]

Good luck doc

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Fanks.