FAO: Dark-Future players

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old.Dillinja

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Yes indeed. People like them are destroying the games industry, kill them all and have their heads paraded on spikes I say!
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
...and you would never do something like that, right? :p
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
Who are you? Who do you work for? This conversation is over!


;)
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
Damn! Looks like I'll have to get the Feds involved in this and a search warrant for your house. :p
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
You wouldn't want to be 'accidentally' dropped into a lake with some very heavy boots on would you? ;)
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
Not especially...unless those boots were part of a heavy diving suit? :D
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
I'm not sure if I've seen many diving suits made out of concrete but you might be in luck. I'll see what I can do to make your last moments as interesting as possible.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
They used to have concrete submarines! You could put me in one of those...then I could look for Nessie whilst I'm...

HEY!! What the fu..?! You ARE trying to hide something otherwise you wouldn't be dropping insidious threats!!
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
Me? Hiding something? You misunderstand me, sir. Here, have another glass of wine.. haha, yes, wine. We can do some more chit-chatting over a glass.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
Thanks but I don't drink when I'm on a case! Tell me everything you know about the Mendoza cartel of games traffiking!!

If you don't comply you will be subjected to a full body cavity search down at the station. The officer in charge of our 'special searches' used to play professional basket ball! :D
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
Looks like you've finally got me, Sissy. I should've known you was too good for me.

<pulls an uzi from his pocket>

<fires at sissyfoo and his 'police officers' while running for the window>

<jumps out and makes his getaway in his ferrarri>

Fools! You will never stop the... who the hell am I again? Never mind, I will carry on my master plan of illegal games trafficing no matter what you stupid pigs say!
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
Come back, you bastard!! I just want to buy some gaaaaames!!!
 

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