FAO: Capt. Sissyfoo!

[leoric]

Ok Capt decks are scrubbed and buffed! Cannons clean and ready!

And I got us some Pirate lingo matey

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html < Pirates Dictionary basically :spin:

 

[del_eneste]

Givf the cannons a +50 destruction buff

 

[leoric]

Originally posted by del_eneste
Givf the cannons a +50 destruction buff

They is fotm savage cannons matey, Quad dmg

 

[del_eneste]

kk.. has the ship got +dex ??

 

[leoric]

Originally posted by del_eneste
kk.. has the ship got +dex ??

Yeah mate He got buff bots on the ship

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Yar har! A fine ship she be!

I be requiring all me sailors to be takin' the Pirate test. If any of ye are rated Cap'n then I will keel haul yer scurvy arse! There can be only one Cap'n! If any of ye answer question 7 with 'c' then I'll strap ye to the main cannon and blow yer gizzards all over the ocean!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ppi.html

 

[del_eneste]

How l33t!
Let me be part of ye crew :swords::whip: <--- part of me skillz i could bring to the ship!

 

[leoric]

Originally posted by Capt. Sissyfoo
Yar har! A fine ship she be!

I be requiring all me sailors to be takin' the Pirate test. If any of ye are rated Cap'n then I will keel haul yer scurvy arse! There can be only one Cap'n! If any of ye answer question 7 with 'c' then I'll strap ye to the main cannon and blow yer gizzards all over the ocean!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ppi.html

Parlai! I have my rights capt! But you knows i wouldny let ye down!

 

[del_eneste]

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You are ...
The Cap'n

 

[del_eneste]

Ofc Sissy you can be cap'n tho but if you was to die id take over etc

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I can never die. And ye'll be a mighty wet cap'n after they dredge ye up from Davy Jone's locker...which is where ye'll be spendin' the rest of yer mortal life if ye don't drop yer plans to be cap'n!

 

[Ekydus]

You are ...
The Cap'n
Profile: Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

Arr!
Ye lubbers be listening to me hornpipe, drop anchor and listen to Polly, for he be wanting a cracker. Savvy?

 

[del_eneste]

Originally posted by Capt. Sissyfoo
I can never die. And ye'll be a mighty wet cap'n after they dredge ye up from Davy Jone's locker...which is where ye'll be spendin' the rest of yer mortal life if ye don't drop yer plans to be cap'n!

/surrender to cap'n Sissyfoo
Imo Sissyfoo we should keel Ekydus

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Arr...there be too many wanna-be cap'ns in tha world. Me boat isn't big enough to keel haul the lot of 'em either. Damn and blast it! I be goin' to bed with my buxom wenches to think about how best to keel the lot of you scabberous bilge rats.

 

[leoric]

Originally posted by Capt. Sissyfoo
Arr...there be too many wanna-be cap'ns in tha world. Me boat isn't big enough to keel haul the lot of 'em either. Damn and blast it! I be goin' to bed with my buxom wenches to think about how best to keel the lot of you scabberous bilge rats.

o0o0oo0o Who be readin the Pirates Bible har har!

 

[del_eneste]

Originally posted by Capt. Sissyfoo
Arr...there be too many wanna-be cap'ns in tha world. Me boat isn't big enough to keel haul the lot of 'em either. Damn and blast it! I be goin' to bed with my buxom wenches to think about how best to keel the lot of you scabberous bilge rats.

Nn Sissy

 

[del_eneste]

/bump

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

You're bumping off-topic stuff? That has gotta be a first!

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Yar...changed me name again!

 

[del_eneste]

Arr when do we set sail cap'n Sissyfoo

 

[Sibanac]

Originally posted by del_eneste
Arr when do we set sail cap'n Sissyfoo

he doesnt actualy sail anywhere, he's the cap'n from the simpsons irl

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Yarr...ye mutinous dog! I be sailin' to America to pick up some wenches from Hooters but I'll not be sharin' them with ye now!

 

[Sibanac]

Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
Yarr...ye mutinous dog! I be sailin' to America to pick up some wenches from Hooters but I'll not be sharin' them with ye now!

keep yer filthy hands of me wenches

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Damn yer eyes!!

~jealous~

 

[Sibanac]

Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
Damn yer eyes!!

~jealous~

they be the eye of a man enjoying the moment

 

[del_eneste]

Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
Damn yer eyes!!

~jealous~

I only have 1 eye Arrr.. it got shot out with a erm... cannon ball (??) arrr I have a black patch there now days

 

[del_eneste]

Originally posted by Sibanac
keep yer filthy hands of me wenches

Dam you lucky $!^"%&"£*"£_)"()" <beep> <beep>

 

[Sibanac]

Originally posted by del_eneste
Dam you lucky $!^"%&"£*"£_)"()" <beep> <beep>

arrrr this man has an eye for fine art

 

[del_eneste]

Originally posted by Sibanac
arrrr this man has an eye for fine art

1 eye might I add! arrr (not irl ofc )

 

[old.Dillinja]

That's funny... I always imagined Sissyfoo as the comic book guy.