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One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. She had no name so we named her Pussycat.
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband, [the complainer] said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."
My husband and my vet don't like each other. He calls my husband El-cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0. They love to hate each other.
Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door
 
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Originally posted by healer_mcheal
One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. She had no name so we named her Pussycat.
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband, [the complainer] said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."
My husband and my vet don't like each other. He calls my husband El-cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0. They love to hate each other.
Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door
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THX think that was the best post on this tread
 
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Originally posted by healer_mcheal
One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. She had no name so we named her Pussycat.
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband, [the complainer] said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."
My husband and my vet don't like each other. He calls my husband El-cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0. They love to hate each other.
Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door
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not duck in plum sauce related but made me smile and nice to see another poster :)
 
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Aloca

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2peps in odins
2peps in emain
And only No matches in hadrian
 
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nah, not rvring now, quit out of game oh and

Joe sat at his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more then a whisper.
"Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make before I go....I....I'm the one who took the ten thousand dollars from your safe....I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles. and it was I who forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported your income-tax evasion to the government..."
"That's all right, dearest, don't give it a second thought," answered Joe. "I'm the one who poisoned you".
 
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Originally posted by Aloca
Of what?
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ducks...better alive or on a plate?


AND IT IS RVR RELATED CAUSE ILL PWN A DUCK TO ORDER AT MOONSTONE LAKE IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT!!!!!!!
 
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Aloca

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Originally posted by healer_mcheal
nah, not rvring now, quit out of game oh and

Joe sat at his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more then a whisper.
"Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make before I go....I....I'm the one who took the ten thousand dollars from your safe....I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles. and it was I who forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported your income-tax evasion to the government..."
"That's all right, dearest, don't give it a second thought," answered Joe. "I'm the one who poisoned you".
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Old one
 
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Q: What do near sighted gynecologists and bunny rabbits have in common?
A: Wet noses:)
 
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healer_mcheal

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lol, rather not, they got teeth :p

A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."
"What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are your celebrating?"
"I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"What a coincidence, the woman said. For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!
How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
 
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Originally posted by healer_mcheal
lol, rather not, they got teeth :p
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just bite thier teeth off before you give them a chance ;p
 
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ok, heres an old one, but its quite amusing :)

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
 
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Aloca

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What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
 
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Sleet

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ill answer my own question then ;p


ducks better on a plate unless they all cute and ickle with fluffly feathers eating left over bread


what am i saying.......the cuter the tastier ;p
 
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