Err...split up....got a date

[Trem]

Played chum, she will give you a heart attack though.....you be carefull.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
ooh nice one there matey 19 eh? we could do a trade sometime

In the toilet ?


Well done X. I never doubted your not-talking-about-games-skillz unlike these foul non-beleivers

 

[Testin da Cable]

duh I have a 19yo too she's yummy and isn't it unbeliever? j00 5Uc|< f00

 

[Wij]

I... err... well...

 

[Trem]

Jesus what is it with these fresh, ripe 19 year olds? There must be a worldwide mental condition going around that makes them go out with crusty old tosspots












I'm 31 tomorrow

 

[Wij]

Haha - I'm a whole two months youger than you !

Gramps

 

[Trem]

 

[Deebs]

and im a whole 4 years older

 

[Damini]

Yeah, but DBs it seems the older you are, the younger your bird judging by this lot. Me and Kenny are both 24, but when he hits 28 he'll have to trade me in for a 22 year old... So by all rights your entitled to an eighteen year old, if only to see how she can bend and then throw her out the next day when she mentions commitment.

I'm sure there's a mathmatical formula in here somewhere.

 

[Addlcove]

don´t sweat it, I´m 23 and couldn´t pick up a 19 year old even if I tried to.... then again danish girls are weird.

 

[Testin da Cable]

bull danish girls are yummy! I was there early this year and I met loads of them

also...I'm not a tosspot! (but I am crusty from time to time) 31 tremsy? egad! I'm 29 in three months

and...everyone knows that yangs need a young yin for nourishment! it's even a chinese proverb iirc! in truth, my gf is 27, a whole year younger than myself, while my platonic teen lurv turns 20 in two months apon said event I shall dump her (platonic stylee)

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Originally posted by Addlcove
don´t sweat it, I´m 23 and couldn´t pick up a 19 year old even if I tried to.... then again danish girls are weird.

Obviously

 

[Testin da Cable]

post a pic of yourself then DMW. gwaan then

 

[Deadmanwalking]

This afternoon i will

Anyway he knows im joking

 

[Addlcove]

I can do much worse than that, check this out

 

[Testin da Cable]

if that's a half-liter can then I'm impressed

 

[Deebs]

Originally posted by Damini
Yeah, but DBs it seems the older you are, the younger your bird judging by this lot. Me and Kenny are both 24, but when he hits 28 he'll have to trade me in for a 22 year old... So by all rights your entitled to an eighteen year old, if only to see how she can bend and then throw her out the next day when she mentions commitment.

I'm sure there's a mathmatical formula in here somewhere.

Nah you got it wrong, you will trade him in. All birds go thru the "Shit, I just turned 30!! I need to take stock of my life and get rid of him....".

Many of my mates have had this happen to them including me. Men beware!!

As for throwing em out, damn right, committment? WTF is that ? Bending is good... last gf was a ballerina and very very supple....

 

[Trem]

I saw a similar piccy to that one but it was a woman and the can was in her anus.

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by DBs
Nah you got it wrong, you will trade him in. All birds go thru the "Shit, I just turned 30!! I need to take stock of my life and get rid of him....".

Many of my mates have had this happen to them including me. Men beware!!

This man speaketh the truth!

 

[Deebs]

Originally posted by Trem
I saw a similar piccy to that one but it was a woman and the can was in her anus.

I got a mpg somewhere of a 2litre bottle of coke up some birds gary glitter. Was amazing to watch. Dunno where it is tho .....

 

[Zarjazz]

I got a mpg somewhere of a 2litre bottle of coke up some birds gary glitter. Was amazing to watch. Dunno where it is tho .....

Why does it not suprise me that no matter what the perversion DBs has a .mpg of it somewhere ....

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by DBs
I got a mpg somewhere of a 2litre bottle of coke up some birds gary glitter. Was amazing to watch. Dunno where it is tho .....

the film or the coke <grin>


TDC- it´s a 33cl can... regular coke size

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Damini
Yeah, but DBs it seems the older you are, the younger your bird judging by this lot. Me and Kenny are both 24, but when he hits 28 he'll have to trade me in for a 22 year old... So by all rights your entitled to an eighteen year old, if only to see how she can bend and then throw her out the next day when she mentions commitment.

I'm sure there's a mathmatical formula in here somewhere.

Oh dear. This means that I'll have to become a kiddie-fiddler when I hit 40

*invest in fire-proof car*

 

[Deebs]

Originally posted by Zarjazz
Why does it not suprise me that no matter what the perversion DBs has a .mpg of it somewhere ....

Stupid Zarjazz, that is because you supplied me with it....

 

[leggy]

I dated a 19 year old for 2 weeks. I am 25. All i can say Xtro is good luck. Personally I got bored of talking about blue and westlife after the first hour. I just hope that yours is more mature than mine was :/

If she does like blue then here's a tip:

Don't tell her that you'd like to stab duncan in the head with a fork 12 times.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by leggy

Don't tell her that you'd like to stab duncan in the head with a fork 12 times.

you should never tell them the truth tbh

 

[(Shovel)]

At least you could name him

 

[Testin da Cable]

bit scary that he can tbh. Leggy? you awwrite mate?

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by (Shovel)
At least you could name him

er....My little cousin told me ... I think or something :uhoh:

 

[Testin da Cable]

run away! run away!!1