Err...split up....got a date

[Xtro 2.0]

LOL new record for me.

After 7 years and many false starts and endings I'm single again.

Whilst absolutely choked about this I'm smiling like fk atm as I've just been asked out by an absolutely stunning girl visiting my work RAH

Off clubbing with her tonight, fingers crossed

 

[maxi--]

HIT THAT SHIT BRAH

 

[Deadmanwalking]

No heart attacks now, never goes down to well on a first date.

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Xtro 2.0
Off clubbing with her tonight,

You're taking her to the Faroe Islands ?

 

[Testin da Cable]

too bad // good luck matey. teh single life is good, don't get shacked up straight away again (unless you really want to heh)

 

[L_Plates]

hope it goes well

 

[Damini]

Ooh, good luck Xtro What's your tarting routine? Got a favourite aftershave/shirt/trousers thing set up?

 

[Chameleon]

Most special, comfortable pants is a must!!

 

[Jonaldo]

harhar

Xtro got du-umped! Xtro got du-umped!


*runs away*

 

[L_Plates]

* Trips

 

[evilmonkeh]

Cashback!

 

[Damini]

Originally posted by Chameleon
Most special, comfortable pants is a must!!

God, this flu is playing havoc with my brain. I read that as

Originally posted by Chameleon
Moist special, comfortable pants is a must!!

Btw Xtro, how long have you been single for? Are we talking weeks, days or hours?

 

[Testin da Cable]

my pants are moist and special sometimes. sorry

 

[~Mobius~]

Norty Damini!

Good luck with the girl.

 

[Chameleon]

Originally posted by Damini
God, this flu is playing havoc with my brain. I read that as

Originally posted by Chameleon
Moist special, comfortable pants is a must!!

heheh, if only I'd thought to be that clever! Pants can be moist and special, but rarely comfortable at the same time Actually that may be a lie ..... damn you for mentioning moist pants just before the auditor turns up

 

[Wij]

Oooh - commiserations and good luck

 

[Jonny_Darko]

Good on yer mate.

On my front, I'm still single, lonely, frustrated, and completely unable to approach teh wimmin. A good 6 weeks now (very odd after spending 10 years in relationships!), and bound to be 6 years.

GL!

 

[Deebs]

Sad to hear that geezer.

I split up 2 months ago and haven't looked back. Love the freedom that single life brings.

Don't rush into anything, play the game ....

 

[Yoni]

Nice one old man lets hope your pink machine gun dosn't let you down

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by Y0ni
Nice one old man lets hope your pink machine gun dosn't let you down

I'm more worried about his obsession with it tbh

Tip: Don't reply to any of her questions with the word cock or white wee wee.

Unless of course the question was "What are you feeding me tonight?"

 

[Ono]

Shame.

7 years is a long time but I suppose if it is not working out and you get shit happen like the other night you may as well put her behind you.

Personally I blame all the time you spend on the PC & consoles mate. Whatever you do, don't tell this new bird you moderate an online gaming community otherwise she'll run a mile.

Geek.

 

[doh_boy]

ummmm gl hf?

seriously though make sure you enjoy yourself and everything will be sorted (works better with a manc accent).

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

I always assumed that xtro was happily married to Katyusha, the 3tonian seamstress plus four kids.

No, wait... that was Jup.

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by Uncle Sick(tm)
I always assumed that xtro was happily married to Katyusha, the 3tonian seamstress plus four kids.

No, wait... that was Jup.

Pfffft.... Katyusha isn't a patch on MY woman

Edit.... and sorry and happy at once Xtro

 

[Sharma]

Get in there Xtro!

 

[Mr.Monkey]

Xtro, give me a call if she doesn't live up to expectations.

What you need is some real man love to tide you over.
The gheynes is strong in this one.

 

[Mr.Monkey]

p.s. I put out on first dates too.

 

[Trem]

Re: Re: Err...split up....got a date

Originally posted by xane
You're taking her to the Faroe Islands ?

*groans*

Good luck Xtroz0r. DO NOT TALK ABOUT COMPUTER GAMES!!!!!

 

[Xtro 2.0]

buhhhhhhh ngggggggggggggggg nnnzzzzzzzzzz

2 hours late for work - oops.

Thanks for all the replies

Strange last few days. My (ex) gf's head is a bit in the clouds atm (putting it mildly) and the strain caused us to say "trial separation" bullshit to each other on Monday. Girlie at work asked me out Wednesday which was 30 minutes after I'd had TEH official splitting up chat with the gf.

We don't live together anymore so its not too much hassle.

Anyway fk all that, yes I had a great time, no I didn't talk about games (ffs as if ) and yes I'm seeing her again I'm 32 and she's 19 thought that might worry her but no.

Damini - lol aftershave shirt and trousers - replace with combats and what piercings to wear and you get the idea

Tongue piercings 4 teh w1n


Btw Uncle Sicko - she's not 3stonian, she's Latvian which is how I got talking to her

 

[Testin da Cable]

ooh nice one there matey 19 eh? we could do a trade sometime